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In honor of @MarcusRashford birthday here is a thread of his performances
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Where is ten hags apology for given us Onanass?
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People like this love judging human beings but won’t look at themselves at all
You see stuff like this and you realize that Ronaldo is driven by deep insecurity about himself. He can’t accept himself if he finishes 2nd in anything, he requires constant validation and is incapable of accepting his own human imperfections. Tragic solipsism
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DAASMGAARDDDDDD
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That’s why you start sesko
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How can anyone watch this and straight up lie that he’s not the most complete footballer ever?
Cristiano Ronaldo Vs Newcastle United (Home) 2006/2007
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So I’m hearing Messi is not even Top 5 😭😭😭
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Nah no way 😭😭😭
🚨 JUST IN: Vini Jr. underwent a CHIN HARMONIZATION surgery in Brazil yesterday . @tmcesporte
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Waste of time that ngl
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🚨 Manchester United plan for Marcus Rashford to return to training for pre season as Carrick wants to work with him. Exit still possible but only in case of European top club bids; no Turkey move planned. 🎥➕ youtu.be/TOw-o_-DAkY?si=WZsq…
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Can someone explain to me why Bruno doesn’t make that pass?
Fuck you @B_Fernandes8
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Wow what an idiot
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This game is going to be a classic I can smell it
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I was told Morgan Rogers should start ahead of this demon btw
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Haaland owns Gabriel 😭😭😭
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Why can’t Portugal players make killer pass to Ronaldo like that man
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If this was Ronaldo 😭😭😭
🚨🇦🇷 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lionel Messi wants to PLAY vs Jordan and here is why: He wants to play because he believes it’s important to stay fit and keep his match rhythm, NOT because he wants to score more goals. Messi feels that going 11 days without a game is too long. He thinks playing against Jordan, even for a few minutes, will help him stay sharp and be ready for the Round of 16. — @leoparadizo
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Talk about your country. Is England playing to Harry Kane strength?
“Unless Portugal are playing to his strengths, you're not going to get a lot of productivity out of him.” Nigel Reo-Coker and @T_Deeney debate whether Cristiano Ronaldo helps or hinders Portugal's attack 🇵🇹💭
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Oh maybe you don’t know anything about football Ronaldo literally is the most clutch football player oat
"If you think Messi and Ronaldo are in the same conversation, football is maybe not for you." @MikeGrella10 explains why he believes Lionel Messi is in a different league to Cristiano Ronaldo 👀
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Bruno is so shit
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