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Simon Pitt

@Simon_Pitt

Articles on Medium, particularly @ozm. Media techie, app builder, software person, web-stuff doer, writer. Expect silly comments and personal views. he/him

 London, UK
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Joined April 2009
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Is Alan Partridge a reference to Alden Partridge from Norwich, Vermont who... invented PE?! (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alden_…)

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If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees
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I’m filling out a medical form online and I’m curious who’s out there speaking Old English.
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"John Dillermand ("John Penisman", "John Willieman" or "John Dongman") is a Danish stop motion animated children's television series about a man and his very long penis." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D…

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Wikipedia summarises the plot of episode 2 as: "Imagine if you had the world's longest penis! John has."
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Photoshop can't even
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I hear Clippy is going to be the villain in the next Microsoft Cinematic Dataverse movie
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It’s not Christmas until you’ve hung the traditional Christmas octopus on the tree
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This book won the Nebula Award, the Hugo Award, the John W Campbell Memorial Award, the BSFA Award, the Jupiter Award, and the Locus Award for best novel. Martin Amis called it "triumphant". The Guardian called it "a stone-cold classic".
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Extended edition with a commentary and deleted scenes
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Deleted SCONES
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Theatre of the ab-turd
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I was going through some Lego today and found a few red flags
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It blows my mind that Apple's services now turn over more than AWS
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Not enough Star Wars for you? I've asked ChatGPT to write a script for us from a few prompts
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It's fascinating how confused GPT3 gets about palindromes. It seems to love the idea of them and starts spotting them everywhere. Even when they don't exist
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AI will reduce boring manual work for humans so we’re freed up for more creative activities. To get DALL-E to draw you a beautiful picture, click on all the squares that contain traffic lights.
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Just picked up a second book that had been a present to Biden from Sunak
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And if he behaves like that again he’ll be expelled
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Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.
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