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“Fix your hearts or die.” he/they

Joined July 2020
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a week of h3 fans shitting and crying because they lost their horrific harassment podcast and if you ask them what they liked about this dogshit show they just say “it was white noise for when i was doing laundry”. what a legacy
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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Charlie Charlie Kirky
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ok hollywood...i can play ball
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Only thing I have to say about the "CANCEL FREDDY KRUEGER!" debate is that people have ALWAYS done this with horror movies. And with Freddy Krueger specifically. The key difference is that it used to be conservatives and now it seems to often be liberals. The times are changing!
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The Entity:
He's done playing nice. PTB tomorrow, 11AM ET.
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jigsaw being below fucking annabelle and the jeepers creeper makes me see red actually i hate you IGN
Everyone from Dracula to Hannibal battles it out for horror supremacy in our list of the top 31 horror movie villains of all time! bit.ly/4i9LdBj
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i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Removing AI from your feed with four of my 100% human made posters.
Removing AI from your feed with four of my 100% human made posters.
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A BAY OF BLOOD (1971) three years before that… PEEPING TOM (1960) eleven years before that… No single film “invents” a subgenre - cinema evolves.
Black Christmas (1974) invented the slasher four years before Halloween.
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found out a film i really wanted to see that i assumed was impossible to find is just on a gay porn site
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Making a movie as versatile in its themes as Digger is truly a marvel - I mean, no matter what I look at or hear about, I immediately think back to the movie. Politics? Digger. Nature? Digger. Religion? Digger. It’s insane.
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Honestly the reason why the film industry in modern America is so stale is cause the dudes making them are normal people who wants to emulate their old favorite movies, they should do what the USSR did and only allow lunatics and insane asylum patients to make movies
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hila was born in 1988 so it's entirely possible she could relaunch the brand as H8H8 or maybe HH88
The crazy thing is that H3H3 stands for "Hila Hacmon + Ethan Edward" (her maiden name and his middle name) so pretty soon the brand's name will make sense for the first time since 2012
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It’s such a neat concept to have this banal cast of characters make a show and then one of them is randomly a real life honest to god baby killer
Ethan Klein had a weird dynamic with his wife and the "Babysitter" 👀🍿
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Punishing someone for a crime before they commit it is absolutely NOT a slippery slope you want to start
Idc if pedophiles act on their thoughts at all.. IF YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN YOU DESERVE DEATH I DONT CARE!!!!!
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"there's no such thing as a former racist, anyone who has ever said smth racist is fundamentally evil and should never be forgiven, regardless of how much they have changed" "weren't you being super homophobic when you were 14?" "WOW ok first off homophobia isn't even that bad,"
im so tired of white queers comparing homophobia and racism
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Jane Schoenbrun talking about how we go watch revolutions in movies and then go home and do nothing & moderator clocking that’s the plot of digger and Jane saying “unfortunately it is the plot of digger”
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