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Simple man

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Joined October 2020
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Ananya Singh
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Replying to @noidapolice
@noidapolice @Noidatraffic @GreaterNoidaW I need an urgent help, my cousin is unreachable since evening, hasn’t reached his hostel in greater noida. He is a student of NIET National institute of Engineering and Technology. We have filed a FIR as well, but still there’s no resolution from up until now. Kindly look into this matter, he is 20 years old fair skinned tall boy. We have tried warden and everyone there’s no response up until now. @Uppolice please respond I can share his contact details as well @spnoida @SPNoida1 @dgpup
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Shakira notices Sofia Vergara in the audience and blows a kiss
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Pramiti Rana@PramitiRanaOct 28
“We got flying cars before girls could feel safe while walking in India.”
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Pramiti Rana@PramitiRanaOct 27
Why Muskan furry staring like Vijay Deverakonda 🌑👀
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Sara Ali Khan Iconic heart shape ❤️
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POV : You have a boyfriend
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India's biggest IPO is LIVE, and it's flying! Don't worry about the Day 1 rush—every valid retail application gets an equal shot in the lottery. RIL shareholders (as on 14 Oct) can bid in both the Shareholder and Retail quotas (up to ₹2L each). Price band: ₹1,065–₹1,119. Open your broker app and apply now before the 23 Oct deadline! #JioIPO cnbctv18.com/market/jio-plat…
Jio Platforms IPO: Issue sees full subscription within two hours; fastest among mega issues - CNBC...

Jio Platforms IPO: Issue sees full subscription within two hours; fastest among mega issues - CNBC...

As of 10:45 AM, which marks the completion of the first 100 minutes of bidding on Day 1, the overall IPO was subscribed 101%, with the QIB portion seeing overall subscription of 3.25 times the shares...

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When speed Jumped over a Lamborghini and a Maclaren coming right at him.
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The perfect asian heart.
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Dhruv Rathee
@dhruv_ratheeOct 11
I was not arrested or detained, I was KIDNAPPED. Thank you for your support, here's the full story 👇
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Remember when dua lipa almost flashed and realized seconds later.
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These Kiss cams are something else.
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Dhruv Rathee
@dhruv_ratheeOct 9
Hello Delhi, Ready for tomorrow? 💪 🇮🇳
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Dhruv Rathee
@dhruv_ratheeOct 7
Gyanesh, it’s done bro Jai Hind 🇮🇳
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People keep comparing Abhishek Bacchan's aura with Amitabh Bacchan's. That's the problem. If you've watched Guru, Yuva, Manmarziyan, Bunty Aur Bubli and still thick he has no aura. May be the problem isn't Abhishek. It's your definition of aura.
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@juniorbachchanOct 7
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One of the best calculated risks I’ve taken and we executed it successfully. 🫡 @Oyeemanisha had DSSSB ASO & SSC CGL exams on the same day, one in Delhi and the other in Jaipur. DSSSB: 10–11 AM. Free after biometrics: ~11:30 AM. Jaipur reporting closes: 4:30 PM. Distance: Delhi → Jaipur. We planned everything. The moment she was free, we left for Jaipur via car. Reached the exam centre just 15 minutes before reporting closed. 😮‍💨 She gave both exams and thankfully, both papers went awesome. ❤️ Now just waiting for the results. I hope all this planning, running, stress and hard work finally converts into SUCCESS. 🤞
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Why this 🤡 comes in every frame with him.
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Are these two drunks or high on something? Because there's no way they're doing THIS on an Indian road and acting like nobody watching. Bro, here a normal argument gathers a crowd in 30 seconds. 💀
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Tamanna
@dillihitamannaSep 29
Her Reaction 🫣
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Entered without money, drank without permission, slept without booking, and still got safely dropped off. What a life bro 😭😭
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@NewsAlgebraINDSep 26
A monkey entered a wine shop in Ranchi’s Ormanjhi and reportedly drank alcohol from a bottle 🤯 It then fell asleep inside the shop. A rescue team arrived and safely took the monkey away.
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