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Read something other than your own book.

Probably hard at it
Joined March 2009
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Best song ever written ? I think so 🥰🥰🥰
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We ain't seen nothing yet.
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I don't think I'll marry again 🤷‍♂️
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Son has loads of boxes of unopened trading cards 🤷‍♂️ Daughter has a large collection of rare beanie cuddly things 🤷‍♂️
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Adopted at 20 months. The inquest reported autism and anxiety. No mention of attachment. Never is. Three family members blamed the NHS. None were with her to support her when she needed them the most.
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Awake early due to bastard dogs.
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No shit. Possibly literally 🤷‍♂️
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Farage is toast. Love toast me 🤗😍
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I saw a tweet yesterday from one of you mental headbangers, that Burnham should not have been playing the drums whilst people struggled with their fuel bills 🙈🫣
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Did you know that imported plants need a 'passport' ? Serious red tape and costs involved 🙈 There are thousands of hidden Brexit costs. It's been a disaster. A bit like some of your life choices 😬🤣
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📍🇮🇪 Cashel. Tipperary. Ireland. Welcome to The Cashel Palace Hotel one of the most beautiful hotels in Ireland. The art work around the building is stunning, it’s a beautiful relaxing vibe! 💚🤩 I’m looking forward to having a cracking steak in The Bishop’s Buttery tonight.
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All this middle class nonsense. Is bollocks. Most people are working class. No bastard frozen Christmas stuff here for John from Oldham.
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💯 Most people get chewed up and spat out on a regular basis. Pussy 🙄🙄
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BBC also causing him issues.
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Gonna need a bigger wheel 😕😕😕
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I would enjoy being shouted at by Louise. I'd annoy her on purpose.
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🚨EXCLUSIVE: The real reason Jack Grealish is not playing for Everton… crazy.
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What a bell end
Thoughts and prayers for @MartinDaubney today. What a magnificent moment.
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Lunch wasn't great 😕 Ok for breakfast, not food food.
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It's a great venue. Was here last week but thought I'd bring the wife this time.
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