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Kattoo King

@SimplyKattoo

Comedienne, fashion designer, podcastress (One Pod, Spring Break 1985) 🇱🇧🇺🇸🏴‍☠️

 New York, NY
Joined January 2015
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Life is a never ending series of things that take 15 minutes to do
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Please come to Astoria, Queens
West Ardy Fadeaway (@KandarinIPA) profile pictureWest Ardy Fadeaway
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So if I’m understanding correctly: Person moving to NYC from Greece = colonizer Person moving to NYC from Turkey = not a colonizer
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I realize this is completely anecdotal, but I loved taking the subway as a kid. My mom would take me and my brother on the subway as a recreational activity when we were both under 5. Kids like the train!
Zany🥕 (@zanyfen) profile pictureZany🥕@zanyfenNov 8
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can you imagine herding three children under 8 years old through a crowded subway or on the bus when you need to go somewhere? just the logistical challenge, forget about how neurotic about safety that makes people
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Fred Armisen would have been great as Jensen Huang in a semi-problematic SNL sketch about The Affair
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Hi guys, my family and I are crowdfunding because we need some support after the departure of our 5th child. Anything helps!
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A lot of you are talking about Jensen Huang as if you wouldn't fall for the honeypot.... you're not above that.
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The average NYC gentrifier/transplant takes the bus for the first time at age 35 when his new girlfriend,Kattoo King, forces him to.
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gorgeous randy flamethrower (@santosvenganza) profile picturegorgeous randy flamethrower@santosvenganzaNov 4
i’m inventing a new type of guy, it’s a jewish muslim that hates arabs
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What a great day to get a new phone and log back onto Twitter for the first time in a couple days :)
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Jacob Brogan@Jacob_BroganNov 4
They’re calling it the Judith Butlerian Jihad
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Let’s get lost tonight. You could be my woke Kate Moss tonight
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Last night was a 2004 Flatbush ave. Target grand opening
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Now here's a hot take I can get behind
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She really wanted to make a song that Kattoo King would like
saesae 撕碎撕碎 (@saesaeyan) profile picturesaesae 撕碎撕碎@saesaeyanOct 27
what made her release this
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Checking my Samsung health app in the club
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How it feels to walk around with an Alo tote bag
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I got our arab-ed at my work potluck
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Just remembered why I never do my hair. This was not worth the effort at all.
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It's completely reasonable that a couple wouldn't want to take a weekend trip without their toddler/can't afford to attend an expensive birthday party. Unfortunately the women making those arguments are some of the most annoying and poorly socialized people alive.
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The Discourse on my TL has moved on from "should adults throw birthday weekends" to "should parents have friends at all"
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Insane use of the passive voice:
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