Simply Men

This is a must buy

Peter Griffin is a savage

April 15th, 1947 Jackie Robinson broke the MLB color barrier & changed the game forever. Here's to you Jackie #42

How to drink anything in public

Guys, let's settle this debate:

When you see your ex and her downgrade in public

If you're having a bad day, remember, theres a guy out there who has his ex's name tattooed on himself.

Swipe up to see my ex fly

RT when you see it

Shoutout to Squints for fake drowning to land the kiss with Wendy Peffercor

My pick to win the Final Four. Merica.

Still my favorite photoshopped picture of all time.

To the females that text first

Id rather do this than go to a party any Friday night

That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

There are 7 billion people on the planet and I have like 4 friends in real life.

Marilyn Monroe had three divorces, slept with the President, and died choking on her own vomit. Go ahead ladies, keep quotin' her.

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. So it’s like any other day, right?

Romantic movies ruin relationships. They give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.