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Paul Smith

@SimplyPaul

54, Unorthadontist, journalist, writer, geocacher, photographer, PHEV & classic car owner, YouTube addict, atheist, t-total, veggie, orphan, genius, Lego fan.

 Aylesbury, Bucks, UK
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Joined February 2009
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Replying to @BreannaMorello
Say a prayer for Russell Brands victims.
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"Under one roof" #toastoflondon
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Russell Brand won’t see your tweets supporting him But everyone else can see you supporting a rapist
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@WireSpy92Nov 9
My pick for Bond.
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WHERS HIS FUCKIGN POPPPY?!
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Watch live as judge sentences Russell Brand for rape and sexual assault bbc.in/4iK73u0
Russell Brand sentencing for rape and sexual assault: Follow live

Russell Brand sentencing for rape and sexual assault: Follow live

The presenter and actor, 51, was found guilty on Thursday of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault, and has been told to expect jail.

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Lets ban bukkake. We can do it if we all pull together!
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I just hope that one person had the guts to throw their James Bond audition just so they could reenact this!
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Miffy@miffythegamerNov 8
The world JK Rowling and her friends have helped to create.
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Gateshead woman with alopecia accused of being male while using female toilet at Tesco chroniclelive.co.uk/news/nor…
Woman with alopecia accused of being male while using female toilet at Tesco

Woman with alopecia accused of being male while using female toilet at Tesco

Helen Rowlands said she was questioned about her gender while visiting Tesco Extra in Trinity Square, Gateshead

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Peter Quill@CG70297229Nov 8
Team Twitter? 🐦
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@Toot_on_XNov 8
Join the movement!! #BringBackTwitter
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@Toot_on_XNov 7
BRING BACK TWITTER
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I'll call it X when he calls her Vivian, bitch
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@johnHarry1018Nov 7
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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@Toot_on_XNov 7
BRING BACK TWITTER
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Di (Yee)@nguyenhdiNov 7
Just learnt how to pronounce boatswain & forecastle. I'm gonna bang my head against the wall. Why is English like this??
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The Dude abides, always 🤙 Dropping this classic 2017 clip where Jeff Bridges explains exactly how he wound up as the ultimate icon in 'The Big Lebowski'. Can't believe it's been over 25 years since the movie came out! The Big Lebowski is way bigger than a standard cult classic; it's a masterpiece. The Coen brothers are so uniquely brilliant that every movie they touch turns to gold. Their storytelling is effortlessly good—what I wouldn't give for just a thimble of their creative talent. 🙌 via @RichEisenShow
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@eMTBridesOct 25
John Turturro tells HILARIOUS BTS stories from his role as Jesus Quintana in 'The Big Lebowski' 🤣 His new film, The Only Living Pickpocket in New York opens in theatres in New York and LA this Friday (10.23) and will be available in theatres Nationwide on Friday, October 30 John didn’t just play "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski—he made him legendary. That "……til it goes click" delivery still hits like a bowling ball to the pins. One of the most iconic character performances ever put on screen. via @RichEisenShow
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Russell Brand is PM from Election Wipe (2015) Morgana Robinson as Brand
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@StephenKingNov 7
Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter-Twitter-Twitter-Twitter....
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@johnHarry1018Nov 7
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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Larry the Cat
@Number10catNov 7
We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who are criminals... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who entered the country illegally... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't speak English... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't work... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who claim benefits... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't integrate... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't contribute enough... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't earn enough... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who aren't patriotic... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who aren't grateful... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who aren't Christian... We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who aren't white... They have a problem with immigrants. The slippery slope of the racist right.
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The saddest part of this Halloween was seeing so many chainsaws rather than independent saws.
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FFS just seen that Kajagoogoo tickets are £60 each but I’ve only got £58.
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