18th best player in the world? I assume Nicky Eaden and Dumitru are somewhere in the top 10 then. #nffc

Well, at least we're in the running for the best "too good to go down" team. #nffc

I know we certainly don't get to see EVERY conversation they have, but Ross was in that room with other people and not one person has raised suspicions about Maya or James? Come on, I can't believe that. #CelebrityTraitors

If half the people who've climbed on Nottingham's Debenhams building since it shut down had actually shopped in Debenhams it would still be open.

Well, at least they outlasted BBC3. #EllieAndNatasia

I'm on ep. 3 of #Carrie and everyone at this party looks exactly the same. Kris describing Billy as "her type" when it's impossible to tell all the guys apart.

I've got nothing but sympathy for Rihanna over how Omar has been treating her, but if I was Catrin, I would be shunning that girl now. She was her strongest supporter & she gets done dirty like that. #bbuk

Why do they ever have to dick about with nominations? It creates enough drama doing it normally. #bbuk

Oh Christ, Mo's just given the producers another idea: "War food week". #gbbo

That was not a comfortable watch. I can't even be generous and see how selective editing might have made Omar look bad; he's said what he said. She needs to get away from him. We might be seeing Stockholm syndrome in action in real time. #bbuk

I'm only 1 episode in of #CrystalLake, & I enjoyed it. It's 80s horror, don't read too much into all the lore. The bear/fireworks scene was wonderful. Minor quibble: When the police chief turned up to Pam's house, surely he would've seen the car belonging to the two other guys?

I don't want to just scream into the void, it'll sound like sour grapes, but it is SO frustrating right now. On the balance of play we probably deserved draws today & against Coventry, & Palace should've been dead and buried. 0 points, could've been 5. #nffc

I know this is an American website, but it really grinds my gears that they list the away team first.

Go on then, now body shame female politicians. #HIGNFY

There's probably too many travel shows with comedians but I would love to see Joanne McNally and Ross Kemp team up on Race Across the World. #CelebrityTraitors

I don't want to raise my own expectations to unrealistic levels, but I'm expecting the inevitable GTA6 episode of #SouthPark to be something special. #SouthAmerica

Emily Hampshire is a fucking delight. #Visionquest