Norfolk UK
Joined October 2007
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I’ll take your word for it that you know about turds.
By the way, it’s ‘it’s’ that you meant to use, not ‘its’; I don’t blame you for getting it wrong, maybe you are a foreigner who no speaka da luggage, or maybe you are uneducated, or maybe you are just thick.
Which is it?
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ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER RECORD LOW 💩
In 2025, almost every water company in England was ranked as performing poorly. Meanwhile, sewage continued to flow into our rivers, and promised improvements failed to materialise.
A system that rewards shareholders and creditors is failing our rivers, wildlife and bill payers.
The time for half-measures is over.
Thames Water must go into Special Administration now. This would protect the public, keep essential services running and create an opportunity to reset the industry properly.
We need the Government to end the failed privatisation experiment, explore alternatives including public ownership, and give regulators the power to make polluters pay - not the public.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw5y…
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Thames Water’s creditors have a deadline today. They need to decide whether to hand over a £2.4 billion loan to keep the utility afloat for another 12 months.
Today we're presenting a petition with 30,000 signatures calling on Andy Burnham and Ofwat to block the bailout.
Their credit rating was downgraded on Monday. They're a liability. Let them go bust!
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FARAGE BOOED But According To Nadine Dorries The Audience Were Having A ... youtube.com/shorts/8SAMLvDuM… via @YouTube
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You are a FKN legend bro…
“Excuse me, do you have a baby shredder”
Israeli section at weapons expo Washington DC
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Governments reverse policies all the time.
Taxes change. Trade agreements change. Immigration policies change. International alliances evolve.
Yet some politicians insist Brexit must be permanent.
Since when did democracy mean one generation gets to decide for all the others?
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We need a real growth plan with Europe at its heart. Labour must fix the Conservatives' botched Brexit deal by joining the single market and a customs union, and use the billions that raises to cut people's taxes.
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NEWS! Patriots furious after British justice system applies British laws to British man in Britain newsthump.com/2026/10/28/pat…
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In 63 hours hunters will be allowed to hunt Grizzly #Bears in Wyoming for the first time in 40 years. 22 bears will lose their life....so someone can have a rug. RT to show disapproval. #BanTrophyHunting
‘Marvellous Dido” was how she was described by her pal Johnson as he put her in charge of LOSING £37,000,000,000
DIDO HARDING: Test and Trace
🔴Do YOU agree that @didoharding should also be investigated by the Lords watchdog❓
▪️Her fellow Tory peer, Michelle Mone, is now subject to an Inquiry for PPE contracts.
@UKHouseofLords @conservatives @KemiBadenoch
Frightened Farage, invisible and irrelevant. A gadfly.
Nigel Farage skipped the Budget and is obviously lying about the reason. He did not place a prayer card himself. The leader of a major UK political party literally skipped ***the budget*** because he couldn’t be bothered, and he needs to be held to account for it. @reformparty_uk are not a serious party.
The gadfly was frightened, and bottled it. Yet again Farage is the mirage who only appears sometimes - like a bad dream.
Oh dear, he’s got that face on where he lies on the ground and holds his breath until his face turns red.
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🔴'If past precedent is anything to go by, Kemi Badenoch's £10bn British iron dome contact will either go to Michelle Mone or the landlord of Matt Hancock's local pub.'
- @David__Osland
@MattHancock @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives
