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I drink coffee, watch football, play video games, and love a nip of whisky to finish off the day

Scotland
Joined March 2009
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If Manchester United lose today, does Amorim have to go? #MUFC
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The all new 5G smartphone OnePlus Nord 5& CE5 available soon at OnePlus Official Store. oneplus.com/uk/launch/2025-s…
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I'm not sure what the problem with #mufc is? But the press says something, then all these fan channels hype up what the press says. Then all the fans get angry, take it as gospel and we create negativity around ourselves. Start supporting the club, this was no overnight fix.
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We're destroying the game of football slowly if we're sending players off for kicking a football away. Forest had a man sent off for winning the ball today. #ManCityVsArsenal
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Fantasy Prem League League Code: x35m41 Looking forward to playing against you this season! @aUK_Karlos @Steviewonder0 @Alsiboy78 @Dazza_Flatt @cdmstewart @auktopman @CLBrosnan93 @bfhousman @Paulhooley9
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Are @xbox servers down? Kid's Xbox Series S is working, but my series X can't sign in. Anyone else got the same issue?
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Will Big Sir Jim Ratcliffe be a success at Manchester United? Who knows? But a lot of naïveté and moaning about a minority shareholding, and one granted executive power. Seems more likely to be the beginning of the end of the Glazers than a new era for them. Who do you back to succeed the battle for power? The self-made richest man in Britain or the offspring of a deceased self-made man? How did the Glazers seize control? By initially taking a minority share, admittedly through a simpler equity process. Minority shareholders can be powerful: look at the Disney Company for an example. Feels like some wanted the City September 2008 scenario that is prevented by FFP in any case, a Great Soprendo to magic up a new stadium and buy Mbappe. It couldn’t happen, and isn’t actually how the club’s best days happened, in spending the money the club commercially made on new players mixed with youth products. Even hobbled by the Glazers, the club has spent as much as City anyway, though interest rates and FFP will now curb that. The debt is £1bn, the ATM is closed. So let’s see what fresh ideas and impetus bring, rather than beefing that your mystery benefactor was going to cure all ills. More details of this great lost megadeal came from Qatar in exiting the process than actually during it. Funny, that.
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Live a poetic underwater adventure set in the North Sea. Play Under the Waves now and explore the depths to uncover its mysteries.

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I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters. I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers. It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together. Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings. Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me. We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️
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I wasn’t even going to post this but I woke up angry…
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Can the power of the internet help me please? ❤️ My jensen has cerebral palsy and needs to wear a splint day and night. He said its boring and dont want it, can you like this picture so i can show him just how many people think him and his splint are awesome please? ❤️
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You couldn’t make it up 😂🤣 [@dylanthfc_]
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The man who properly explained the situation at Manchester United. #GlazersOut #GlazersSellManUtd
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‼️ Retweet this tweet as a sign of your support for Sir Jim Ratcliffe to purchase Manchester United. Hopefully this reaches the highest authorities. 🔰 #GlazersOut #GlazersSellManUtd #GlazersOutNOW
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Retweet this post as a sign of YOUR support for Sir Jim Ratcliffe to purchase Manchester United. We will send a copy of the tweet & support to his company. #GlazersOut #MurtoughOut #ArnoldOut
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If Manchester United beat Brighton on Sunday by more than one goal then someone will randomly be selected to win this hand signed Ryan giggs shirt which is framed with certificate of authenticity 🖊 To enter: Retweet Follow @Patron_MUFC & @SuzeSport
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