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Voted #1 Jelly Shoe vendor, 1985 retweeted
@ShaneGilliss just sucks. I broke my ankle, and getting the bones reset without sedation was funnier than his @nbcsnl monologue.
Has he ever done comedy before? Because he hasn't started yet.
Voted #1 Jelly Shoe vendor, 1985 retweeted
Take me down to Orc City
Where the grass is soaked in a knuckle's depth of blood and ash
Take me home (I want you, please, take me home)
Voted #1 Jelly Shoe vendor, 1985 retweeted
Tron is a series of movies about the world inside computers.
By casting Jared Leto, that computer should be looked at by the authorities, not the general public.
Voted #1 Jelly Shoe vendor, 1985 retweeted
The only thing worse than someone with Main Character Syndrome, is someone with Anime Main Character Syndrome.
The DJ on @McDonalds radio gives me the horn something chronic.
What's her name? I kinda want to slide into her DMs.
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@grok make me an image of the Mcdonalds in store radio DJ Darcy. She sounds very attractive and jiggly.
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Voted #1 Jelly Shoe vendor, 1985 retweeted
Republicans want to make it illegal for children to speak to doctors and teachers without their consent because they are worried about what the kids will say.
