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So @SlothGangNFTs are on the move today on @EbisusBay Anticipation for the new game? Or something else? Stay tuned 🙏🏼
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Someone emptied Tectonic's vault this morning. About $120 million borrowed against collateral genuinely worth a few hundred thousand. It took eleven minutes. Two hours later, Cronos stopped producing blocks. Here's what happened, in plain English. Tectonic is a pawnbroker. You leave something valuable with it some Bitcoin, say and it lends you stablecoins against it. Don't repay, and it keeps your deposit. The cash it lends out is other people's savings, parked there to earn interest. TONIC is Tectonic's own token, and it's nearly worthless per coin. Before today, 3.9 million TONIC was worth about 5p. Tectonic accepts it as collateral anyway. And to work out what your deposit is worth, Tectonic checks the price on VVS at that moment. It trusts the price tag on the market stall. So picture a stall selling pebbles for a penny each. The pawnbroker next door lends money against pebbles, and glances at the stall to value them. A thief walks up and buys nearly every pebble on the stall in one go. With hardly any left, the price tag jumps from a penny to forty pence. He then wheels a barrow of pebbles into the pawnbroker. The pawnbroker looks over at the stall, sees "forty pence each," values the barrow at millions, and hands over everything in the vault. The thief leaves and never comes back for the pebbles. The price drifts back to a penny. The pawnbroker is left holding a pile of gravel and an empty safe. That is exactly what happened. tectonic:native was the pebbles, and the TONIC/USDC pool moved about 40×. How the morning went, UK time: 13:38:56 - The setup. The attacker deploys a contract and, in the same transaction, buys roughly 16 trillion TONIC out of three pools using about $200k of USDC and $400k of CRO. The pool price jumps ~40×. The same contract deposits that TONIC into Tectonic and adds 5 million USDC of real money, so the position looks like an ordinary large customer. 13:41 -13:45 - Two dry runs. Buy more TONIC, deposit it, borrow 2 million and then 1.3 million USDC. Both clear. Nothing stops it. 13:49:39 - The drain. One transaction borrows everything Tectonic has: the USDC, the USDT, the Bitcoin, the Ether, the CRO. It goes to two collection wallets. 13:50–15:15 - The scramble. Copycat bots spot the still-inflated price and scrape the last ~$2 million. Depositors race to withdraw whatever's left. Arbitrageurs drag TONIC back down. CRO and stablecoin prices swing around as roughly $60 million gets pushed through the pools. 15:32:47 — Lights out. Cronos produces its last block. Every public node stops at the same height, which isn't a crash — that's validators halting the chain deliberately. The official RPC had already gone dark before that. So how much was actually stolen? Around $120 million walked out. The attacker put in roughly $5.6 million of his own to make it work - the USDC camouflage plus the CRO and USDC spent moving the price - and that's gone too. Call it about $115 million net, plus the ~$2 million the copycats took. Two things worth taking from this. First: nothing here was "hacked." No key was stolen, no lock was picked. Tectonic did exactly what it was built to do - it read a price off a thin pool and believed it. If your protocol reads spot price directly from a market someone can move, that price is for sale. Anyone with enough capital to shift the pool can tell your contract whatever they like. Spot price is not an oracle, and it hasn't been for years. Second: a chain that can be switched off by its validators is a different animal from one that can't. That's a design choice rather than a flaw, and in a moment like this it's arguably the right call. But it's worth knowing which kind of ground you're standing on before you need to find out. How much was stolen?
We identified an exploit in Tectonic. The Cronos Network has been halted and we'll provide updates here
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All NFT’s from the slothgang.cro wallet have been sold (over 100+) and injected back into the chart. $480 in buybacks from this method so far. Sells on chart fuel buying the floor from this wallet, and resell higher. It’s working. It’s there. 🦥🎮 Given back in staking pools.
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Don't be a sad $Sloth cause you missed the mint.. now live on @EbisusBay
The doors are open, and the mint has begun. 🦥🎮 Sloth Gang takeover on @CronosNetwork starts now on @EbisusBay app.ebisusbay.com/drops/slot…
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5 legendary skins / 25 NFT's per legendary skin. (can only fit 4 photos, thanks @X ) Neon / Lava / Infected / Tatted / Glitch (not pictured) Which one will you be chasing? Only 125 total legendary out of 5,000. See you in two hours on @EbisusBay app.ebisusbay.com/drops/slot…
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Something has emerged on @EbisusBay 🦥🎮 Comment SLOTH GANG for a chance to win an NFT. Stake for USDC halfway through mint. 10 winners. Sloth season incoming on @CronosNetwork ⬇️ 🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥
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#342 from Sloth Gang Who's going to chase this legendary skin? Only 25 of them in the entire 5,000 collection. 🦥🎮
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🦥 Sloths incoming 😱
Confirmed dates so far for #SlothGang NFT's: 👇 ✅Monday, July 13th - AMA with @wolfswapdotapp to discuss the project. ✅Tuesday, July 14th - Official mint begins. ➡️Spaces with different hosts in between. ❗️Surprise announcement in the midst 🤯 This is going to be fun. 🦥🎮
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Thank you @RWINK_7 for hosting an other round of nice giveaways 🤍
The #Legion has some great NFT giveaways for the @LoadedLions_CDC #ManeCity #ExpeditionBlitz Thank you to all the projects and Individuals that have donated NFTs. Special Thank you to @synthtopiaworld @BoldTigers_NFT and @onmywayup2top for the NFTs in this week's giveaway!
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This one goes out to all preppers.. Who's ready and geared up?! @ManeCityGame @wolfswapwolfies @LoadedLions_CDC
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Sir_Slowmotion retweeted
The "Expeditions Survival" Giveaway 🎒⚔️ The wilderness is unforgiving. You’re going to need more than luck. 🌑🔥We’re dropping 15 gears to ensure your squad is geared up for Expeditions. 🎁 The Loot: 🔹 5x Backpack NFTs 🔹 5x Tools NFTs 🔹 5x Tactical Gear NFTs How to enter: 1️⃣ Follow @LoadedLions_CDC 2️⃣ Like, RT & Tag the 3 Expedition crew members 🦁🤝 3️⃣ Submit details in this Google form: forms.gle/8Si2nE8XiamxRLS29 15 Winners. Gear up or get clapped. 🏹 🗓️ Campaign Period: 14 May 11:00 UTC - 20 May 00:00 UTC T&Cs apply: crypto.com/document/loaded-l…
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Sir_Slowmotion retweeted
We've got a special NFT for the #Legion loyalists this competition! Thank you to @ScouseCronos for providing the Legion Treasury with two amazing @Misteryoncro NFTs! First up is this beauty! Let's go Legion!
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Sir_Slowmotion retweeted
GIVEAWAY #2 ON MY B-DAY Everyone crushed it yesterday we got way over 50 of each so let’s change it up!! If we get 100 likes, repost & comments.. I will gift the winner $50 in $CRO #CRO   #CROFAM   @CryptoDanny420 @Blockchainwork5 @Big_Primer @ngkarsoon @Screwhead45 @quick1875 @AlendJoseph @LoadedLion6418 @LLion_cro
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Sir_Slowmotion retweeted
Okay so thinking about purchasing 2k worth of $CRO To help me press that buy button help me get to 50 likes, repost & comments if we reach this goal I will buy $4,000 in $CRO and gift $350 to a lucky winner #CRO #CROFAM @CryptoDanny420 @Blockchainwork5 @Big_Primer
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Sir_Slowmotion retweeted
I got 1000 $Cro for 1 person who likes/reposts this tweet (Winner will be picked in 48 Hours) 💙🏹
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Sir_Slowmotion retweeted
Another bunch of #CroFam legends are taking over the NFT space 👀 @StabCTO is out here crushing it 🔥 Hats off to you 🫡 🐊203 minted so far out of 1000 supply - lilypad.croakey.io/stab-mint… 🐊Only 30 listed on @EbisusBay 🐊 Constantly adding Communities to WL 🐊Traits being snagged 🐊 $STAB token seeing action 🐊 No Promises, No Utility. Just Vibes. I always like the under promise and over deliver approach 😏 #CroFam #CrocWithKnife #AstroCrocs🧑‍🚀🐊 #NautsUp 🧑‍🚀🐺
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Sir_Slowmotion retweeted
Now available on @EbisusBay 👀 $STAB NFTs have been whitelisted for trading 🐊🔪 Thank you for the ninja speed adding croc with knife to your platform, @0xschwiz 🥷🫡 The Top 100 $MITAMA holders have been whitelisted for STAB NFTs, eligible for 1x Free Mint and 2x WL Mint 🤝
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