The life and tweets of a dad from a 90s sitcom. All views are the 90s’s
Smalltown/big city USA
Joined May 2019
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Hey @SteveMartinToGo is the Brazzos hat you wear the same one worn by Harris K Telemacher in the art gallery in LA Story? IMBD trivia is woefully inadequate on this matter.
Whatever you think of the state of the country and the 13 years of Tory disasters… whose idea was it to seat the @Conservatives guy in this seat?
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Someone who is in financial trouble to the tune of 800,000 pounds with no viable income is too vulnerable to pressure and conflicts of interest. Vetting would argue against them becoming a junior civil servant. They should certainly not be PM. @RestIsPolitics
Watching all @CobraKaiSeries before starting S5. It’s brilliant. But if ever there was a need for an independent regulator, it is definitely the karate community in the Valley. They really need a fit and proper persons test to determine who should be allowed to operate a dojo
It’s that time of year again when @Channel4 stops playing terrible post-1999 Simpsons and starts playing the golden age, including one of the greatest episodes ever…Homer at the Bat 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
It’s my Johnson resignation jam. Suck mummy’s finger? @sambaintv @jessearmstrong1 @arobertwebb @RealDMitchell #BorisOut #itshappening
Sometimes, late at night, I come across an ep of Peep Show. A show which never ever let its standard drop and was utterly, beautifully brilliant from start to finish. @sambaintv @jessearmstrong1 I’ll just chuck it in with all my other mouldering resentments. Stick it on the tab.
The Jed Mercurio drama formula: 1. Intrigue 2. Tense 3. Tense. 4. Turning point? 5. No, just tense 6. Explaining the living shit out of the plot and resolution.
Uh oh! I tell my wife she needs more friends as apparently it’s my place to say. She makes a friend but then I think she sees her too much and finds her funnier than me! I tell her she needs to pay me more attention so she immediately stops seeing her so she’s never seen again🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! I convince my wife to buy a crappy car from a school friend even though we can’t afford it and don’t need it. She doesn’t know is the reason I want it is cause it’s the first car I got lucky in! She finds out and inexplicably lets me keep it. The car is never seen again 🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! My wife said a guy from my office is good looking. I should be the only hot one in her life even though in previous episodes I clearly ogle other women. I get lots of mens “girly products” to be better looking. I end up looking crazy and we never see that work guy again 🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! It’s the annual basketball game we’ve never seen before against our rivals we’ve never heard of. This year we must win! Somehow we recruit an NBA player as a ringer/guest star. We don’t explain why or how he is in our supposedly small town, willing to play for no reason🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! I miss our anniversary to watch a ball game and my wife gets mad! I make it up to her by arranging a romantic breakfast for which I only lay the table as I expect her to cook. Then my moron friend barges in because the door is never locked and I leave her to clear up 🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! Another flashback to our wedding day. Due to character changes over the years, this flashback is considerably different to the wedding day we had in season 1. For example, my best man is different and my wife’s sister was written out shortly after the show first aired 🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! My wife’s gay work friend we’ve never heard of before jokes that he’s her work husband. I get jealous for some reason so I start calling my pal my work wife. He gets pissed cause he thinks he’s the man in this bizarre situation. We never mention her gay friend again ever🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! Me and the guys continue our prank war with our rival bar that we’ve never mentioned before. We call in a bomb scare to get them closed down! We expect a retaliation and then we get a surprise “health and safety inspection”…tbc
Uh oh! Rerun of a Christmas special where we have a random celebrity to dinner, playing a ridiculous “old friend” character with inexplicable back story that couldn’t possibly fit in to the history of the show. The studio audience whoops and cheers anytime he does anything 🤷🏻♂️
Uh oh! I invite all the guys over to watch the big fight but they say they’re going to another guys place! I can’t take the fact they have another friend so I go to insane and extreme lengths to get them to my place. The fight lasts 2 seconds and they all leave immediately 🤷🏻♂️