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George Harrison stands at the gates of Friar Park,staring at what most people would call a disaster. The Victorian mansion is decaying. Grass grows through the floors. The once-famous gardens are wild and overrun. Greenhouses have collapsed. Grottoes are buried. Paths have vanished under decades of neglect. He’s 27. The Beatles have just broken up. He could go anywhere. Do anything. The world is waiting for his next move. Instead, he buys the ruin and starts digging. Not as a hobby. As a way of life. He hires ten gardeners and works beside them from dawn until midnight, hands in the soil. His sister-in-law sees the place and asks what he’s thinking. George doesn’t explain. He just keeps working. His son Dhani grows up watching his father gardening by moonlight, squinting in the dark because the shadows hide the imperfections that bothered him during the day. The music industry keeps calling — albums, tours, interviews. More George Harrison, the Beatle. George wants to plant trees. Friar Park isn’t just a garden. It’s a strange Victorian dream: caves, tunnels, a four-acre Alpine rock garden topped with a miniature Matterhorn, and gnomes everywhere. He even photographs himself among them for All Things Must Pass — then goes back to pruning. When a nursery owner mentions slow sales, George buys one of everything. When someone offers 800 types of maple trees, he takes them all. His wife Olivia remembers him saying, “It’s not my garden, Liv.” He saw himself as a caretaker. The garden didn’t belong to him — he belonged to it. By 1980, he publishes his autobiography and dedicates it “to gardeners everywhere.” He writes that he’s simple. He doesn’t want the business full-time. He’s a gardener. He plants flowers and watches them grow. Journalists visit and call it un-rock-star-like. George doesn’t mind. He’s lived Beatlemania, stadium screams, cultural revolutions. Compared to restoring hedges, it felt empty. After John Lennon’s murder, the gates close for good. George and Olivia keep working — not for visitors, but for the work itself. He dies in 2001. Today, the gardens are considered masterpieces of Victorian landscaping. Olivia still tends them. The estate remains private. George Harrison chose dirt under his fingernails over applause. And in that choice, he found something stadiums never gave him. Freedom.
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Baseball is buddhism: relinquish impermanence. Every other sport is protestant: acquire and possess the ball by work and robbery. Pitchers and hitters try to get rid of it as fast as possible. Fielders only have it if something has gone wrong. Spiritually the most perfect sport
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Why Mayor Scott and the City Council should assist an MCB exit from Harborplace. A citizen coalition calls on local & state politicains to - at very minimum - forbid demolition of the world-famous Rouse Harborplace pavilions before it's too late. OP-ED: tinyurl.com/mut7rbkr
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Showed this one time while substitute teaching and after hearing the title a student asked “Is this gonna be about childbirth?”
Did anyone else in middle school watch the movie Stand & Deliver about Jaime Escalante’s math class that got accused of cheating, because the students scored too well on a standardized test
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Jagger, on how fame changes you, is fabulous. @nytimes @MickJagger
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Listening to Al Pacino’s memoir audiobook
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Ballparks don’t get much prettier than this
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Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)
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This play by Gunnar 🔥
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Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps
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“Tower Federal Credit Union Bird Bath” Just seeing this is giving Bob Costas pinkeye again.
Baltimore's own Rachel Hilson is stepping into the Tower Federal Credit Union Bird Bath tonight as our Guest Splasher!
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The Orioles do so, so many frustrating and demoralizing things it’s hard to pick my least favorite. They get off to slow starts offensively, allowing the opposing starter to settle into a groove and help out the opposing bullpen. They allow runs early, putting strain on the starters, shortening starts, putting comeback pressure on the offense, and allowing opposing teams to build momentum. They are among the worst in the league allowing offensive production when they have two strikes on a batter. Where a batter should be on the ropes, the Orioles remove their own advantage. They allow substantial production to the bottom of opposing lineups. The batters that should be auto outs, often with OPSs below .600, simply aren’t auto outs. They let guys beat them who have no business beating anyone. They don’t get leadoff hitters on. They squash rallies before they even start. They don’t put pressure on opposing pitchers. The leadoff hitters that do reach get eliminated on double plays. They make sure your excitement and anticipation of a huge inning are squashed. They allow runs immediately after they score themselves. They ensure momentum does not stay with them for more than half an inning. They allow teams demoralized by allowing runs to get right back into the ballgame. They don’t compile wins. They don’t go on 12-1 stretches. They put together a nice win then they pat themselves on the back and roll over pathetically the rest of the week. And this isn’t even a conclusive list. Every possible thing the Orioles could do slightly wrong on the margins, they do. It seems like if they could only figure one or two of these out, they’d be a game or two above .500. But they can’t. Every little thing is just deflating.
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Can somebody explain why a state with income problems on the scale of Maryland’s is signing up to spend $400 million on horse racing? Barbarity aside, Pimlico’s racing calendar is like six weeks long. Does this make a sea of money that I’m not aware of?
The Maryland Stadium Authority voted Monday to purchase Laurel Park from The Stronach Group for $48.5 million. After hosting next month’s Preakness Stakes — relocated while Baltimore’s Pimlico Race Course undergoes a $400 million renovation — the Anne Arundel County venue is to be transformed into a statewide thoroughbred training center. Officials said the shift is expected to save an estimated $26.3 million in construction costs that would have been spent building new stalls at Pimlico, preserve roughly 1,000 parking spaces around the Baltimore track, and support about 500 jobs in Laurel. Between renovating Pimlico and purchasing and upgrading Laurel Park, the authority expects to spend up to $400 million in bonds and $140 million in cash. Read more: bit.ly/41GdxSL 📸: Kevin Richardson, @baltimoresun
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Tail end of Gen X is top tier of all Gen X. 80s kid + 90s teen is the right combo.
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BREAKING: Trump live from the Oval Office sets a new 2-week deadline for Iran to make a deal, warning the situation "won't be pleasant" if Iran does not agree by April 27.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump spoke to reporters outside the Oval Office on April 13 about the existing two-week ceasefire but did not set a new deadline to April 27. cnn.com/2026/04/13/wor… nytimes.com/live/2026/04/1…
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STYLIST: What do you wanna wear at the Oscars? KEVIN O’LEARY: I’m thinking the wallpaper in an overpriced Italian restaurant’s bathroom. STYLIST: Okay. KEVIN O’LEARY: Steven Seagal visiting the Kremlin. STYLIST: Sure. KEVIN O’LEARY: Splinter at Donatello’s wedding.
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Iran is no threat to the United States but also such a threat that you should sacrifice your children’s lives to battle them. Schrödinger’s Existential Threat.
This post and story should be immediately retracted by ABC News for providing false information to intentionally alarm the American people. They wrote this based on one email that was sent to local law enforcement in California about a single, unverified tip. The email even states the tip was based on *unverified* intelligence. Yet ABC News left out this critical fact in their story! WHY? TO BE CLEAR: No such threat from Iran to our homeland exists, and it never did.
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Fugazi have finally unearthed the long-unreleased version of In on the Kill Taker they recorded with Steve Albini in 1992. Proceeds from the release will benefit the Letters Charity, which provides direct assistance to families facing urgent financial hardship, and was near and dear to Albini. consequence.net/2026/03/fuga…
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a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs
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Josh Hawley says after classified briefing the US military operation in Iran sounds “quite large” “It sounded very open ended to me” “What I took away is, it's rapidly evolving…the aims are very ambitious.”
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