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Like most people my age, I am 45.

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ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ retweeted
This shit funny as hell every time I see it. White people think Burr is an asshole for this. But Corgan grew up with his damn daddy and he didn’t. Resentment is expected lol
Bill Burr and Billy Corgan Family Reunion Gone Wrong 😬🤯
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Is this what the current PM is playing?
You're Prime Minister. Now what? Pick a party, walk into Number 10 and run the country week by week: Cabinet, PMQs, bills, a snap election if you dare. Fail and your party removes you.

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ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ retweeted
But… but, SURELY screaming furiously, incomprehensibly & aggressively at children & their parents, through megaphones, is BOUND to endear themselves to the public, who will then SURELY & NATURALLY think of them as Britain’s new “Princesses of Hearts”… no?? It’s SO persuasive.
People arent even allowed to watch the Christmas lights turn on in peace. Why should families with children have to put up with this crap just because they want to go in the Harry Potter shop🤬
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ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ retweeted
The constant name changes brought tears to my eyes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ retweeted
Oh it was PISSED 😭😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a staged comedy video by Nick Reid titled "How to fail an AI Job Interview," not a real Burger King hiring process. BK says they believe it's fake and no US/Canada franchisee uses such a tool. $4/hr is below federal minimum wage $7.25. x.com/BurgerKing/sta… x.com/nickreidx/stat… dol.gov/agencies/whd/m…
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Fucking hell, is it going to be a prison sentence if we read a book that isn't religious, but not the bible
Privatisation of British Library: To be asset stripped, destroyed like water companies & Royal Mail: BL management will close reading rooms, converting them into paid, private spaces operated by commercial company. They propose outsourcing in-house security. Stop this rip-off.
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Nothing more infuriating than @ee internet not connecting. I refuse to turn my phone off and on every time I need to o use WiFi in my own house
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Sorting the garden out, I stumbled upon this relic. I
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Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security
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My doctor told me I had a bad case of onomatopoeia. I was worried and asked what it was. "It's exactly how it sounds"
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Incredible scenes in the town centre this morning as I attempted to get money out of an ATM. First, the Virgin one was "out of service", then the RBS one withheld my card. As you can tell, I was delighted.
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My penis was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the librarian told me to take it out.
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This is fun to watch and never gets old for a few reasons, but mostly because, for men, getting a nice young woman to laugh uncontrollably ranks right up there with crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you.
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ retweeted
только представьте как после месяцев согласований пиар менеджеров две звёзды международного масштаба надевают эти костюмы делают 10 шагов под камерами чтобы создать инфоповод и после фразы "снято" с каменными лицами садятся каждый в свой лимузин и уезжают в разные стороны 🤌
Robert Downey Jr. and Pedro Pascal dressed up as Doctor Doom and Mister Fantastic for Halloween. 😭
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Just a doctor needing some transport for an emergency. Obviously.
"You will own nothing, and you'll be happy"
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Seriously… UK PLC is going bust, debt is soaring Real disposable income is falling We face blackouts & ruinous electricity bills Yet news dominated by absurd debate over slavery reparations & apologies Idiotic
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THE MAN SITTING A METRE AWAY FROM ME IS LOUDLY SLURPING HIS COFFEE. Can I kill him?
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This is a never ending cup. Although it would be if you drank like a fucking idiot.
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