@Skinwalker5110

l'm only human, after all. Citizen of the 51st state. Horror found footage. #SaveStargate

Joined November 2023
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Happy Spooky Season
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When your sleep demon wants to be big spoon. Night all.
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I think my bottle of Worcestershire sauce is older than I am.
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When she blocks you.
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there’s no heroes or villains in this place just shadows that linger in my headspace
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Better off.
Lamine__officiel⭐️⭐️🇸🇳
@LamineredsOct 25
Un jeune homme voulant vérifier la fameuse « sortie entre filles » de sa copine la surprend en train d’embrasser un inconnu. Plutôt que de faire une scène, il décide d’en rire et de tourner la page sans se retourner.
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@Skinwalker511013h
All my smart appliances makes me feel like the dumbest thing in the house.
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Pros and cons of having me as a mutual. Pros - you have friend. Cons - it's me.
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Pros and cons of having me as a mutual. Pros - you have friend. Cons - it's me.
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All my smart appliances makes me feel like the dumbest thing in the house.
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Better off.
Lamine__officiel⭐️⭐️🇸🇳
@LamineredsOct 25
Un jeune homme voulant vérifier la fameuse « sortie entre filles » de sa copine la surprend en train d’embrasser un inconnu. Plutôt que de faire une scène, il décide d’en rire et de tourner la page sans se retourner.
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In case you haven't cried today.
☩ 𝕁𝕄𝕋 ☩
@SecretFire7922h
Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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I will walk out a Home Depot before I ask any employee where the "caulk" is.
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Get yourself a guy like Michael Myers. Remembers important dates, puts your friends first. Determined, consistent and loves to surprise you.
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A haunted house but in every room is a person you thought you had blocked.
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Relationship status: in a committed relationship with the clearance bakery section at the grocery store.
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Some of you have never eaten a rotisserie chicken over the sink at 2am and it shows.
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Someone just bought a bottle of smart water for $4.00......it's not working.
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Day 1057 of no sex: took up jogging so I can hear the sound of heavy breathing again.
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I see you there dressing me with your eyes.
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Some accounts on here are just a shiver waiting to go up someones spine.
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