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Is this heaven? No, it’s Baltimore.

Baltimore via New York
Joined January 2012
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He’s the bad guy in die another day
Scott speaks after today's defeat.
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When I was an 11 year old boy living in Council Bluffs, Iowa, our very own Senator Tom Harkin changed my life and gave me, and so many other disabled Americans, an on-ramp to society. Throughout our campaign, I’ve said it will be beautifully poetic when the man who takes back Senator Harkin’s seat is only here because of his work. Iowa, together, we made history, and we wrote beautiful poetry. Thank you, Iowa!
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As someone who podcasted about AVB, Nuno, Mourinho, and Ange’s spurs let me assure you they are not.
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20 something years of ravens teams being Super Bowl competitors and this dog shit game is the most positive Preston has been about anything in my life
A decent start for the Ravens pounding Henry and Fagnano throwing quick but short passes. Very efficient.
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One of the real problems with a team that usually looks so good in the regular season and basically never does any real damage in the post season is it has become impossible to get this fanbase excited.
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Video from last night of Kathy Hochul and Letitia James celebrating Mike Lawler’s loss. Normally I wouldn’t post salt-in-the-wound footage. But after having reviewed 100s of Lawler tweets in which he attacked, mocked, and insulted these women, I’m making an exception. #NY17
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The Rewatchables: The Wedding Singer
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.@AbdulElSayed and I made a deal: He wins his Senate seat, comes to D.C., gets to work, and then we dig into some Maryland blue crabs.
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jd vance as interim president
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Woke is back
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Give it two years buddy it won’t just feel like it.
I'm broken over Texas. My new home is Blue. It feels like im back in South Africa.
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Damn got his ass
Has Wes Moore heard from Dan Cox yet? As of this morning, Moore says he has not.
 "Truthfully, I mean, I don't think Dan Cox has acknowledged that Joe Biden won. So, I wish him and his family the best of luck in life."
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God’s will, apparently:
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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Fire up The West Wing, comrade. We’re busy actually winning elections.
Alot of "communists" are way too libbed up on the TL for my liking
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In similar vein, Alex Pretti (glory to the hero!) was not some anarcho-Communist, but a nurse in a veteran's hospital, and a patriot in the old fashioned, sappy, and true sense of the word.
The right did a total auto-goal by mistaking the cruel nastiness of online with real world America. Americans' self-narrative is that they're a kind, moral people. I wouldn't have called Texas and S. Carolina, but I figured there'd be a rout in 2026 when I watched a boomer aged Republican yell "This isn't America!" as ICE violently carted off his gardeners. Note: not, "Don't take them before they finish my lawn!" but "This isn't America." Watch Vance and Rubio suddenly discover that their Catholic faith means washing the feet of refugees. But it won't work. You can't un-bomb the boats in the Caribbean or Minab or make people unsee ICE thugs beating up women
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Former World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Batista speaks after the 2026 Midterm Elections results:
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Honestly huge W for the whites here.
Wajahat Ali: "Vivek & Kash Patels were those nerdy, dorky guys... They said, 'One of these days, I'm gonna make a lot of money. And I'm gonna have sex with a white woman'... He thought the whites would take him. But the whites will never, ever accept the Vivek Ramaswamy."
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His pronouns are get/fucked
Today’s the day America. Get out there and send a message to the radical left that we don’t want their bullshit. We have an amazing slate of Republican candidates nationwide, it’s your job now to make sure they get elected. Make a plan to vote, bring a friend, and let’s win this thing.
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