@Skletch

Just do what you can, where you are, with what you have.

 North Sentinel Island
Joined February 2009
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Replying to @TheNeptunesOrg
@TheNeptunesOrg So fuckin dope, Mike. Your story took me back and just about moved me to tears. Star Trak is forever \\//
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 21
I accidentally said β€œLet’s take this outside” instead of β€œLet’s take this offline” during a Teams meeting today. Now I’m pretty sure I have to fight everyone in the parking lot at 4pm.
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That lawsuit bouta be generational..
Davian
@dhaevianOct 20
Never cease to amaze me what people of color have to go through on a daily basis.
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zeroπŸ˜‚
Truth will out.@EndtheWef03Oct 21
This gets funnier with sound.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
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THIS IS THE WAY!
@RoscoesMrOct 20
You know the 49ers doing something right when fans are crying we a dirty team LOL πŸ˜‚
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dyson daniels floater
@killmesIimeOct 20
First athlete in the history of sports where fans just decided the first 10 years of his career didn’t matter
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 20
Matthew Stafford has a career record of 122-122-1 as a starting quarterback. With his next loss, he'll tie Vinny Testaverde for the most QB losses in NFL history. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

With Matthew Stafford's next loss, he ties Vinny Testaverde for the most QB losses ever

Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford lost his fourth start of the season on Sunday.

nbcsports.com
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Wick
@WagsHourOct 20
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Survived the ref's bullshit. LFG!
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nate@p1xnatOct 19
β€œThe joke ended 2 hrs ago” Me-
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I swear I’ve watched this on repeat 100 times and each time it gets funnier 🀣
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Dingus Khan@dinguskhan123Oct 16
Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope
Interesting AF
@interesting_aIlOct 16
The Vatican released the first photos of Pope Leo XIV since his lung cancer surgery, showing him leading Mass inside the hospital Doctors said he’s now able to carry out his daily activities completely on his own
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This is the kind of person that’ll be in front of me at a concert
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Bizzy
Avy
@avyloveyouOct 16
Gun to your head, name a bone ?
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Real life Rocket League.
Clive
@Clive_99Oct 16
I fucking hate this Friday morning commute
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Only legendary teams 3peat. You can't buy dynasties.
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That ether. That shit that make your soul burn slow.
FOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOXOct 16
β€œThey may have a bunch of Hall of Famers, but we have a bunch of gamers. And the gamers won this week.” @Brewers manager Pat Murphy after his team swept the Dodgers
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Tyrell Logan@Ty_215BoogieOct 14
The goal post for this team that could easily be 1-4 being moved around like I’ve never seen before
trev
@BayAreaTrevOct 14
Didn’t they say this at the beginning of the season too
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Replying to @awwjeezmike
Jota Zeta Hache Wisin y Yandel Doble U Like Huuuuh?
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Tragic Mike@awwjeezmikeOct 13
Saying the alphabet in Spanish is so ridiculous wtf is igriega like that's a whole word
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GorgeousDreamer
@DrianneBellezaOct 12
They Not Returning
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