I asked my homie if he brought any shampoo in case we ran out at the hotel, turns out he doesn’t use any since he’s bald. My bad 😂
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I order Advil to the room and the guy asks what room I’m in so I say “1934, ahh the same year I was born” why am I like this
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Rex. T Gamble retweeted
Always ask how much fries are. Just got charged $6 for a side of fries. And no they do not cure cancer I asked
Girls in Denver: “do you hike or board?”
Girls in Scottsdale: “how much money do you make?”
Girls in Albuquerque: “got any blow?”
I’m convinced I’m the only person that doesn’t like dubstep. Why doesn’t anyone ever wanna go to a rap/hip-hop/r&b club for events.
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