In the market for a wife Trying to survive in a world where Fnords are common and you don't need special glasses to see They Live. Asperger's
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week
Your month, or even your year, but
You can scam Americans
(watch that cash start to pour)
You can just lie
(Just like like you have before)
Just call people racist
('Cause you are all the same)
Your daycare center is empty and has no windows
You've burned your breakfast, so far things are goin' great
Your mother sister warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees that
You can scam Americans
(watch that cash start to pour)
You can just lie
(Just like like you have before)
Just call people racist
('Cause you are all the same)
No one could ever know
No one could ever see
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be cheat all your life
Someone to lie everyday the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm lie to you, yeah
It's like you're always cheating in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week
Your month, or even your year
You can scam Americans
(watch that cash start to pour)
You can just lie
(Just like like you have before)
Just call people racist
('Cause you are all the same)
You can scam Americans
You can scam Americans
You can scam Americans
('Cause you are all the same)
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"Orcs announce that in the event of a Mordor victory, it will penalize the act of expressing the idea "of the replacement of an alleged White native Gondorian people"
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A man sued an airline company after he lost his luggage.
Sadly, he lost his case.
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The meme appeared to reference gender-swapping “Malfoid” fan fiction, a term with incel roots. When asked about it, the DOE responded by quoting Dumbledore. buff.ly/tDl4XWY
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How many rights violations can you count? I lost track.
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Here’s exactly how it spreads, gay dude gives it to a Bi dude, bi guy sleeps with a straight woman, straight woman gives it to straight guy, the only way a straight guy gets it is if he slept with lady that got it from a gay/bi dude
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CCR 32. A certain percent of Whites have one copy. Two copies you are basically HIV bulletproof. Some people get cured by bone marrow transplants from a 2 copy person. aidsmap.com/news/toronto-man…
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If they’re not raising wages, it’s not a crisis, they’re just cheap.
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Our children are going to wonder why so many of the pornstars post-2026 are wearing Breath Right nasal strips.
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Wow. The coup really was attempted while Polish President Nawrocki was flying to Senegal. They claim it had nothing to do with it, but they also tried to block his plane from retiring to Poland.
Para quienes no hayan comprendido la gravedad de los hechos acaecidos desde ayer en Polonia o ni siquiera se han enterado porque los medios los han encubierto y solo han podido seguirse por las redes, el gobierno de Tusk ordenó ayer denegar permiso de aterrizaje al avión del jefe del estado, del presidente Karol Nawrocki. Los pilotos militares del avión presidencial desobedecieron a la torre de control y aterrizaron sin permiso.
En Bruselas todos callan hasta que salgan defendiendo a Tusk que al fin y al cabo es un títere de von der Leyen que jamás habría perpetrado este intento de golpe de Estado sin el permiso de su jefa.
