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autistic floridian & fool

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Joined December 2019
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watching fanfiction culture enter public spaces
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ao3 outage being reported on cnn is a level of being perceived that i think is extremely bad for fandom 😭😭
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happy anniversary to the most historic canon queer love confession in TV history that’ll never have an equal I know we’ve seen it countless times but I’m taking a moment to be in awe that these beautiful GIFs exist, against unbelievable odds & despite censorship. astonishing :’)
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happy november 5th to all who suffer
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happy destiel day to all those who celebrate 💙💚
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happy november 5th to destiel’s 6th year anniversary
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As a florida native it is our civic duty to treat anybody who moves here as rudely as humanly possible
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while we’re all here fuck barstool too
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Christmastime always felt like such a fake concept to me as a south floridian idk how to properly explain it, but like cus so many people got to experience proper winter but me and the other floridians had fake snow bubbles and were waiting in line to go play on the Big Ice Hill
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moodboard
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Just wanna say, I rest my fucking case, Non-Floridians fuck it up for the rest of us. folks up north, folks moving here, and white ppl yall too. 🫩
Yall really gotta fuck off bro, yall do this everytime and shit on FL everytime, actual Florida natives want better and have been voting for better but we are outnumbered by the amount of racists, ppl from UP NORTH, and old folks and so many other factors make it hard for us
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like *i* can critique her but don’t EVER let me catch her name in a non floridians mouth
lowkey will block you if you shit on florida and you’re not floridian
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carry on my gaylord son
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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i cant think about the state of florida for more than like 5 seconds without getting angry and sad
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Anyways man I’m proud of south Florida.
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i know florida is disappointed but we really were close , hopefully next time
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native floridians, we tried
Ashley Moody has won the U.S. Senate election in Florida, defeating Democrat Angie Nixon.
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Florida will never prosper until all the boomers die, but by then it will just be one giant golf course
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Being a Floridian during any election is a humiliation ritual
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This is not the Florida I grew up in, these people do not care about our state, our beaches, for people’s health, or anything mildly important, their only mission is to suck the dick of Donald trump
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