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 馃嚛馃嚢
Joined December 2020
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You can鈥檛 make everyone happy, you鈥檙e not a lasagna.
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(jerking you off) hi
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my blood type is out of it
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two birds one stone but the birds had names
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eat your heart out, mine's still beating
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all these people that I have never heard of keep dying
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i鈥檓 not looking for trouble, i just happen to stand where trouble likes to hang out
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There鈥檚 always a reason to block. Sometimes it鈥檚 your new avi.
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i can spot a bad idea from miles away. that's how i find them
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the word moist was right all along
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i love when oomf goes through my profile and likes all my bangers it's like my own personal highlight reel
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the pen is mightier than the sword which is why it's a pen-is
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i would absolutely press the mysterious button. that's what it's there for
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poor damn fools paying for verification to get 0 engagement when you could just be ignored for free like the rest of us
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a butt plug is a cork for a very good bottle
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*wrist deep in a woman* here comes the tickle monster!
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my strongest belief is that one more look will help
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the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it lands and rots, just like dad
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who up robbing they peter to pay they paul
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curiosity killed the cat but the cat had eight left, relax
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Email me your panties
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