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Uranus
Joined January 2012
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Video game brain is so funny because you can be in the middle of a 9/11 level crisis but you gotta search all these random side alleys because you know some game designer put fire loot off the golden path
Walked by a vacant/closing store in the mall where a guy was dragging out the last clothing rack with a single shirt hanging w this image printed on it. Real bad economic indicator when even a business selling swag of this caliber can’t make it.😔
Journalists yesterday: “Did Elon just Crank that Soulja Boy three times during his inauguration speech?”
Hoping to spend less and less time on Twitter. Add me on Blue Sky, maybe I’ll be more active over there but I’d at least like to keep some of the good mutuals from here
The worst part about all these dumb ass Facebook reels is I do want to know what happens next after the get your attention preview loop resets, but I’m not willing to let Zuckerberg have more minutes of my life
Everybody who grew up Christian knew one of these MFs in Sunday school man I swear
Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news that he was physically attacked by a demon. This is true. He told me about it a year ago. Terrifying stuff. youtube.com/watch?v=LDIqoPKN…
