Dead but found in my cupboard. Dead bug in my cupboard and I am distraught. I can’t ever use these plates or cups again. My home has been besmirched and frankly raped by the will of nature and I feel absolutely despondent.
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I had a twin brother that died sucking on a grape when we were 13 it was a freak accident
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Ya know when you have a long flight, so you download a *very* important piece of art on your iPad to work with on the flight, get on the plane, and discover the file didn’t come through?
Ghaaaaaaatdammit
At least there is liquor 😑
Worst date I ever had we were watching raccoon eggs in my house and then she drank all of my absinthe while I was in the bathroom I remember praying for the first time in years that night
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Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
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They could not confine his mind. In his mind, he traveled beyond his tomb






















