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Jessica

@Slinkyka

I have nothing to declare but my genius. Oscar Wilde said that. I'm just here for the Chicago Cubs.

Joined January 2018
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One week until my mental health becomes the Chicago Cubs responsibility
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A full decade of endless love for a Wednesday night in Cleveland
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@MLBNov 2
Let us tell you about a Wednesday night in Cleveland … Ten years ago today, the @Cubs broke the longest drought in professional sports history!
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A full decade since the greatest night in baseball history. Happy November 2nd to all who observe 💙🏆❤️
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@MLBNov 2
Let us tell you about a Wednesday night in Cleveland … Ten years ago today, the @Cubs broke the longest drought in professional sports history!
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Topps
@ToppsOct 31
Halloween costume of the year? 😆🔥 (via 815games/TikTok)
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Down 10-0... Tampa, you made it to the World Series, the least you could do is show up.
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The #WorldSeries starts tonight, always a good time to remember that the most iconic song in sports, Take Me Out To The Ballgame, was composed by Albert Von Tilzer, who was born in Indianapolis in 1878.
Image from LiterateIndy (@LiterateIndy)
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Brewers fans in my replies proving that even when they’re winning, they’re still obsessed with us.
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Grown men attacking my looks because a baseball joke hurt their feelings. Standard Milwaukee behavior, peak fragile energy.
Jessica (@Slinkyka) profile pictureJessica@SlinkykaOct 12
Saw Milwaukee and LA on my screen and instantly threw up in my mouth
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Saw Milwaukee and LA on my screen and instantly threw up in my mouth
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Uncle Jeff@ebsoftball2Oct 1
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because the Cubs played like shit.
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Waited 162 games for a playoff run that lasted roughly 48 hours and gave us ONE run. Baseball is a sick joke.
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The Cubs are on the board!
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This is literally the moment. DO NOT WASTE THIS #Cubs
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Regular season wrapped up with a win! Just 13 more wins to go! #Cubs
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If you see me getting carried through Wrigleyville, mind your business, the heels demand it.
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@_softgirlySep 24
I don't know about the game but the shoes are winning
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Image from 🤍 (@_softgirly)
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Chicago Cubs
@CubsSep 24
GET IN CHICAGO, WE'RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON.
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Miami has nothing to play for and they’re still playing with more urgency than the Cubs
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Chicago sports law clearly states both teams are legally forbidden from winning on the same day. Cubs filled the quota today. #FlyTheW
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Generational talent, and he’s ours #Cubs
Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) profile pictureChicago Cubs
@CubsSep 20
Tied atop the home run leaderboard: Pete Crow-Armstrong.
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