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You can't buy experience 🔥💯
Read the full injury update here: rugby365.com/tournaments/uni…
🌐#Rugby365 #STOvULS #URC
that 140-0 is now a long time ago
the shit is, it is the hope that kills you with the Proteas, hoping for 450
but 329 all out setting up this test as a thriller
lets go!!
Seen him 1 or 2 games into the Currie Cup and he could not hit table mountain with his lineout throws ... rather back one of the u20 hookers!!
Scarra Ntubeni has come out of retirement amid a crisis at hooker for the Stormers, who have received mixed news on the availability of Ruhan Nel and Deon Fourie this week. sarugbymag.co.za/scarra-answ…
140 runs
Whao!!
82* and 56*
20 x 4s
3 x 6s
before lunch
one player in his 2nd test 82* (75)
this must be AI generated!!
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I've just sat down at Bootlegger and ordered us breakfast, we can walk down to Newlands around 10am.
Did you remember to pack in sunblock and a pair of sunnies?
Toulouse injury list!!
Voici la liste de nos absents avant la rencontre à Pau.
On n'a plus personne 😅.
25 absents :
1L : Neti, Aldegheri, Merkler (?), Hawkes, Ainu'u
2 : Marchand, Mauvaka
4/5 : Flament, Meafou, Vergé, Brennan,
6/7/8 : Willis, Jelonch, Cros,
9 / 10 : Dupont, Ntamack, Delpy, Richardis
12/13 : Chocobares, Barassi, Gourgues, Menoncello
11/14 : Mallia, Epee
15 : Remos
#SPST #stadetoulousain
The photo below is absolute awesome - as rugby action photos go.
URC Recap | Bulls, Sharks and Stormers win but Lions drop out of Top 8 🏆
The Bulls, Sharks and Stormers secured vital URC wins in round four, while the Lions lost to Edinburgh and dropped out of the top eight after a heavy defeat in Scotland.
READ ➡️ kickoff.com/rugby/urc/urc-re…
Other fascinating question, the two in the photo, will they start together this weekend, I assume Reinach HIA tests will be the indicator.
Re Springbok squad selections, how adventurous will Erasmus & Co be, there is a few bolters under discussion on the social channels like Cheswill Jooste & Zekhethelo Siyaya. Is Riley Norton still a bolter or do we expect the investment? Dave Ribbans, a different type bolter?
During the RGR we did not solve our back-up hooker challenges - hooker invitees to Bok camps included Ethan Bester, Siphosethu Mnebelele and Liam van Wyk.
Why Yaqeen Ahmed could be a Bok bolter 💪
Yaqeen Ahmed’s late double for the Stormers has sparked Springbok flyhalf bolter talk, and he could get another chance to impress against Ulster this weekend.
READ ➡️ ow.ly/hV355100RIa
Yes. Like Erasmus rely too much on Kriel. To have a players with a High WORKRATE (during the game week with the prep and during the game itself) with a High Rugby IQ is more unique than we think or give credit for, include LEADERSHIP qualities and you have a very Special player, Nel and Kriel, why Coaches TRUST them.
Mind the gaps: Do the Stormers rely too much on Ruhan Nel?
Ruhan Nel’s absence exposed questions over the Stormers’ defence after Scarlets caused problems on Saturday.
READ ➡️ ow.ly/NSCu5100UF8
Sharks lost 3x players to injuries over 80 minutes -
"Springbok Andre Esterhuizen sustained a right ankle injury, while Phatu Ganyane suffered an injury to his right elbow, and Jurenzo Julius a right hamstring injury." - @rugby365com
Stormers lost 3x hookers (1x hybrid) to injuries over 80 minutes plus Hacjivah for his 2nd HIA and Cobus Reinach to a HIA. Not sure about Mchunu shoulder?
I felt bad last night about my word choices below, had a look again over and over, Scarlets 6x tries, I am just going to say this again, whatever Red Disa pays Gaza and Ruhan Nel double that, on defense they are 80% of the Stormers Rugby IQ in that backline. There were ZERO leadership communication connectivity, I can't wait for Cheslin Kolbe's return to the Stormers team, he will help out on a lot of fronts.
Just had a look at the Scarlets tries again - just highlights so only the last phase. Eg 1st try a folding issue, very simple we were a player short. It is simple maths, lack of communication, players are not connected, every player is on his little island ... no outside back in that defensive line which is weird.
Overall, lots of individual player errors.
Soft soft very soft defense. I will use the more descriptive Afrikaans expression - the Stormer players were "slapgat" - there I say it. The backline had a lack of leadership, yes Ruhan and Gaza wss missed big time.
Stormers players were under the impression it was their right to win the game.
Stormers are too windgat when they play in Cape Town.
I am not too worried. It was a freak show. Norman will be all over this.
But I do have serious questions about the players that played communication ability in the backline.
Must be one of the dumbest things you will see on a rugby field - that guy should be retired. In front of the Ref nogal.
Did he think he could get away with that?? 🤮
Fans are calling for a lifetime ban for Curtis Gregory after the Ebbw Vale lock viciously stamped on his opponent in a Super Rygbi Cymru match.
#SuperRygbiCymru #Rugby #CurtisGregory
Just had a look at the Scarlets tries again - just highlights so only the last phase. Eg 1st try a folding issue, very simple we were a player short. It is simple maths, lack of communication, players are not connected, every player is on his little island ... no outside back in that defensive line which is weird.
Overall, lots of individual player errors.
Soft soft very soft defense. I will use the more descriptive Afrikaans expression - the Stormer players were "slapgat" - there I say it. The backline had a lack of leadership, yes Ruhan and Gaza wss missed big time.
Stormers players were under the impression it was their right to win the game.
Stormers are too windgat when they play in Cape Town.
I am not too worried. It was a freak show. Norman will be all over this.
But I do have serious questions about the players that played communication ability in the backline.
