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surbhi b

@SmallTalkPolice

comedian? tv writer? podcaster? @theoverthinkpod

Joined October 2009
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Nbd but @the_hindu featured me and my podcast The Overthink Tank this week and said the nicest stuff :) thehindu.com/entertainment/s…
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i’ve once had to book a hotel in aerocity to avoid travelling alone at night
Aayushi 🌻 (@halfwaayushi) profile pictureAayushi 🌻@halfwaayushiSep 23
top 10 worst experiences in life - 1. landing in Delhi alone after 11pm
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turns out singing off-key with wired earphones blasting music is exactly what my inner child needed
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pov: you bought 2 and now you have 9
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pov: you bought 2 and now you have 9
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wearing Linen is the male equivalent of “I’m not like other guys” but make it breathable and wrinkle prone.
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a random man told me i shouldn’t smoke because i’m too beautiful and it’s bad for my lungs. i told him wearing linen doesn’t make you a life coach
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Soleil@soleiljolinaMar 27
When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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And for the lady, perhaps, the fall of the patriarchy?
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i knew threads was dead when this flopped ☠️
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Rekt-angle 👼@aNuSFWMar 7
The central government just announced that this women’s day every woman gets to slap 5 men. Thank you so much modi ji
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*meets a man with a fuller hairline than before* me: umm where’s my BAKLAVA???
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Nathan@OIuwatosin4 Aug 2025
Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it
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Replying to @Uppolice
@Uppolice @DelhiPolice @CMOfficeUP 13 yo Bhavna has been missing for the last two days. There are no leads. My heart is breaking for her mother who is absolutely distraught! Please help push the investigation harder and bring this little girl home🙏🏻
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@sonohoor21 Jul 2025
what’s wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others
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Solo female travellers really just book Thailand trips like those monitor lizards aren’t out there roaming the streets???
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@immasiddx24 Feb 2025
Hold on…
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HEY EARTH, DID YOU JUST STUTTER? #earthquake #NCR
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elli@ssolianna20 Jan 2025
it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men
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Looks like a road in Bombay
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@MAstronomers21 Jan 2025
This is Mars...
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Rewatched Jumanji at 30. The recurring monkey nightmares make SO MUCH sense now!
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