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SmartSlink

@SmartSlink

Smart slinky adventuress / Alternative lifestyle supporter / Humor adherent

 I get around
Joined May 2009
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hannahhh@suckit_nerdsNov 5
so colin jost can do something besides update
Hakeem Jeffries (@RepJeffries) profile pictureHakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffriesNov 5
Why is Pete Hegseth still around?
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Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadasSep 22
nothing like that first sin after yom kippur
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@heavensbvnnySep 15
the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place
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Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.
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@omgsidewalksJul 21
NO GOOGLE I DON’T WANT AN AI SUMMARY OF THIS EMAIL BECAUSE I CAN FVCKING READ
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Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenJul 3
Replying to @pr_queenTrump @realDonaldTrump
Just to be clear I was NOT a failed crackhead. I was an extremely accomplished crackhead? Have a great day and Happy 4th!
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Wasn’t putting my purse on the ground for anything or anyone.
Melodies & Masterpieces (@SVG__Collection) profile pictureMelodies & Masterpieces
@SVG__CollectionMay 13
One of the greatest singers to ever walk this earth.
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tré easton
@treeastonMay 8
I would like to speak with the arc of the moral universe’s manager.
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Jimmy Fallon
@jimmyfallonMar 11
As spring approaches, I'd just like to politely remind everyone that natural deodorant doesn't work.
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I think Jesus was here. – at Toronto, Ontario
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Softboy
@softcreateeeMar 4
after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story
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Never before has a rash filled a nation with so much hope.
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Hillary Clinton Says She Only Recalls Meeting Epstein That One Time When She Murdered Him buff.ly/WHWv0FQ
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Paul Cox
@PaulCoxComedyFeb 19
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in handcuffs on his birthday. Not for the first time I suspect.
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Valentine's Day... YUCK! Let me know when it's trash day.
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Elmo
@elmoFeb 9
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsFeb 6
Karoline Leavitt picked the wrong movie to hide behind. There were no apes in The Lion King.
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoffFeb 6
I feel like… The president…. Might not… Consider Black people… …to be his equals
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseFeb 6
Donald Trump recently shared a video to TruthSocial that includes an AI-generated depiction of Barack & Michelle Obama as monkeys.
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I remember when some people would say they would never vote for a woman president because women are too emotionally unstable for the job.
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