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*Happy Squeaks* [] #OWRP [] [] #RP [] (Other accounts: @DiplomaticGem @StrongestSlayer @ScarlettBoar @DemonsFacade @SexiestRobot) [] Art's not mine []

@Bigcowboybro's house.
Joined June 2018
*Cautious yet happy squeaks* #OWRP #Rp #NewToCharacter #NotNewToRP
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Wrecking Ball would come flying out of the sky, landing with a crash infront of @SigmaCouture. The sphere would let off smoke from its landing, before it's legs uncovered, and it changed to combat mode. "ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ."
He squeaks rapidly. "ʜᴇ sᴀʏs ʜᴇ's ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ."
//I've been really inactive as of late and I'm reeeally sorry for that. At some point I'll be sure to get back to my old accounts.
He'd scamper over to the fridge, jumping up and grabbing the handle. The fridge door would swing open, and he'd dangle from its handle by his stubby hamster arms, stuck holding the handle while trying to avoid being spotted by @Bigcowboybro as he stole some extra food.
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He squeaks angrily. "ʜᴇ sᴀʏs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ᴊᴜɴᴋʀᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇ."
He'd sound angry when she said she couldn't understand him. He'd take a remote from somewhere(?) pressing the button. It would call for Wrecking Ball, who would roll into the room and begin to translate his squeaks. "ʜᴇ sᴀʏs ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴀ ᴅɪᴠᴏʀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ."
"I don't understand you tiny hamster." She scratched his chin, while laughing quietly.
"ᴬᵀ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴱᴺᴰ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴰᴬᵞ ᴹᵞ ᴳᴼᴬᴸ ᴵˢ ᵀᴼ ᴮᴱ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴮᴱˢᵀ ᴴᴬᶜᴷᴱᴿ ᴵᴺ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵂᴼᴿᴸᴰ" 💗 2 years of experience 💜 #OWRP/#MVRP 💗 N/SFW 💜 Semi Literate/Detailed 💗 Friendly Writer 💜 OC Friendly "ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴿᴱᵀᵂᴱᴱᵀ ᶠᴼᴿ ᴹᴱ?"
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The rodent would stare up at @BrokenOmnic like he was a massive piece of cheese. He'd never seen an omnic that looked like him before. He'd squeak at the omnic. Was he saying hello, or insulting him? Who knows.
*Casually drops a present on @Bigcowboybro and @Infiltradaculta's heads before running away*
//Precious hooman.
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The small rodent cackles in hamster, before driving Wrecking Ball straight into @Bigcowboybro. Totally not on purpose or anything.
—ᏴᎪN— Fox Sin of Greed Immortal Has an attitude ——————— #SDSRP #OpenRP #AnyRP -Retweets would help out-
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He'd let out a little sneeze and fall over. Looks like someone left some kind of powder all over the place.
"𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖔? 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕴 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖒𝖘 𝖘𝖚𝖋𝖋𝖊𝖗, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕴 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓, 𝕻𝖎𝖓𝖐." #StevenUniverseRP #NonLewd #CrossoversWelcome
//((True Story)) Me: Oh he's pretty hot. And we have a lot in common. My brain: Then talk to him. You're literally going to be watching a movie with him, it's your perfect chance. Me: *Sits on the opposite side of the row in the movie theatre* My brain:
He'd jump on @Bigcowboybro's head, wriggling his way under the cowboy's hat.
"Let's get this show started darling!" Yep, yet another fabulous robot account. #UndertaleRp #NonLewd #CrossoversWelcome #Rp []Like for a starter, or send your own[]
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*Is currently engineering a device to feed him grapes whenever @Bigcowboybro and @Infiltradaculta won't give him treats*