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i just smoke weed, talk shit, & do some explicit shit 🥰

Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas
Joined December 2010
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when u so obsessed with her that you wanna spread and smell her asshole
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i’m so new york i call my deli ahead to order my sandwiches
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hashy Thursday!
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Cannoli to end the night
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No your plug don’t got this ✌️
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The shit purple. Wtf he smokin lol
Kid Cudi talks about Yeezy Season 1, how well the show was executed, and how proud he is of Ye.
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They tried to take me out 2 years ago Now yall better take me out 🗣️🍾
we outside for my anniversary this weekend 🥱
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need some pussy slammed on my head like a bag of ice
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If Texas relaxes their cannabis laws enough I’d honestly think about moving down there
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If I can’t smoke good weed I just won’t smoke weed, I’m a stoner not a fuckin drug addict
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and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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Today’s load out ✌️ FaceTime Verification Always Available 🏚️ From my freeze to straight to your door
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BREAKING: Water has returned back from the scientific labs and has been confirmed to be wet!
BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance has said that Republicans lost because the war in Iran, the cost of living, and the GOP's relationship with Israel.
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My biggest fear now is that all the people fleeing Texas are gonna move to Colorado. I hate it. People in Texas love Colorado for some reason. Even though we are more progressive, if you go down in the Durango and Pagosa area vacation homes owned by Texans everywhere.
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Your plug doesn’t even have melt 🤣 Quesadilla to end the night ✌️
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Life got better when I learned to stop chasing the money and let it come find me 💆🏾‍♀️
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I don’t even use weed or THC but that bill was the dumbest shit ever. Perfect argument from Talarico
.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC: “This bill is insane. Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels. This ban is a gift to the cartels. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace. We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier. I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump. To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”
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First thing I’m watching when I get some downtime this weekend 🥳
PART 2 OUT NOW made this one 9 min long for yall telling me pt.1 was too short youtube.com/@prvteprty?si=JF…
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PART 2 OUT NOW made this one 9 min long for yall telling me pt.1 was too short youtube.com/@prvteprty?si=JF…
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Lmao you’re in a cult 😭😭 ate her ass up
She fucked that up. 🤣
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