Illustrator/Designer

Joined October 2012
Replying to @shadybiev
Please, mother of all asteroids, it is time.
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In a press release, Senator Thune announced that he has explosive diarrhea that he probably got from Olive Garden. So he probably will not vote for the SAVE act and no, he didn’t see Trump in the Odyssey last night on the news.
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Florida Woman to Florida Man, hold my foo foo drink:
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Everybody is going to see Melania, but I am going to see Tim!
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When you're hit with a sandwich in the chest, it's not the processed meat, its the shrapnel from the sesame seeds and chopped onions that kill most heros.
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Pam Bondi needs to take the Epstein files that are sitting on her desk and release them immediately. Repost if you agree.
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The bitterest pill to swallow.
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Breaking: Joe Biden, pardons Charles Manson and the Unabomber! When told they are both dead, he asks about the Zodiac killer, but in the end, just pardons himself. (Photography by Grok)
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Brazilian Rata grabs X.
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SmitherJones retweeted
We are working on highlighting more banger content from (currently) small 𝕏 accounts. Our current algorithm shows too much from accounts that are big already.
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"Machinists," by American artist, Douglass Crockwell, 1932.
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SmitherJones retweeted
I’m sitting here as an English person in England, wondering whether I’ll be arrested if I tweet the truth about anything happening in my own country. Meanwhile the establishment’s fake media discuss whether to ban social media entirely. Our ruling class has turned tyrannical.
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🚨 PANIC: Judge READY To DISQUALIFY Big Fani LIVE | Taking The Stand! TRUMP Speaking In COURT NOW xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1DXGyjlBM…
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BREAKING VIDEO: For 2 1/2 years, Capitol Police officer Aquilino Gonell has lied about injuries he sustained on Jan 6. He has testified under oath and in federal court proceedings that he suffered near-death injuries. New J6 video contradicts Gonell's claims that protesters inflicted head, shoulder, hand, and foot injuries so egregious that he required surgery and medical leave. (Not to mention "mental health" trauma.) In a victim impact statement made in court in May, Gonell told the judge that he was "bleeding from both hands, [had] a maimed foot, hit on the head, sprayed with pepper and bear spray, beaten, punched, pushed, pulled, and assaulted by many other rioters as they try to gain entrance." Here he is for several minutes near the body of Rosanne Boyland at around 4:50 on Jan 6, after the protest and violence ended. His hands show no sign of injury. Nor does his shoulder, as he takes off gear. His feet seem fine--he is seen kicking items out of the area. And his head, which had been protected by a riot helmet, shows no sign of injury, either. Not only did Gonell lie to Congress and federal judges in "victim impact" statements, he has repeatedly lied during media interviews and on social media about his experience. WATCH:
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