just a frog on a plate streaming whatever, whenever, some of the time, all the time. 18+ only please, 420 friendly af 🙏 Will ribbit for your pleasure.
On a plate
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SmoothMikeyMike retweeted
NEW VIDEO IS OUTTT: I made my friends FIGHT TO THE D*ATH in a spelling bee!!
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I feel like if I let my walls down and really, truly reached inside myself, I could vomit like that bitch from the exorcist rn
“Hey ChatCBT, how far away is the sun?”
ChatCBT: “I’m sorry, I can’t fulfill that request as it goes against my programming, would you like me to assist in crushing your balls instead?”
Sometimes I’m glad I’m a hipster with media because I got to enjoy Rick and Morty and The Amazing Digital Circus on a whim, way after they got popular and without any constant discourse ruining it for me lmao
As someone who grew up with mortal kombat and never played God of War, Kratos is just Quan Chi’s douchebag chud older brother, couple of pale fucking weirdos. His wife deserves more melanin than that.
When it’s okay to shake a baby:
When it won’t stop crying ❌
When you’re understimulated ❌
The baby is covered in fire ants ✅
