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News report that Sharpness has unfortunately gained access to a kitchen with a working stove and ingredients.
An Unnamed StrengthSMP member states: "It was about to go so bad but we caught him and banned him from the kitchen in time."
Congratulations to @SB_737 (commonly known as "uncle") for being invited to Strength SMP Season 5, setting a great example for seniors all around the world, proving that anyone can be strong regardless of age! ⚔️
An new scientific study states that roughly 99.99% of the world ships Sharplow
A leading expert on the matter confirms: "Sharplow? Oh yeah, everyone loves that except for them honestly. Jude's family, their friends, their staff teams. The whole world honestly."
Fun Fact: The only Money SMP Season 7 team without a confirmed Strength SMP Season 5 member currently is the Blue Diamonds.
This may be a symptom of @sapsarata's sub-3-hour playtime on Strength SMP, but experts have not yet confirmed this conclusion to be true.
News report that @flowtives has infact been seen signing a contract with the football team called Barcelona! We will be wishing him a congratulation on achieving his football dreams.
Unfortunate news to report, @shandreaLIVE will NOT be performing with @GIRLSETofficial at Twitchcon San Diego
VIA: @jypentertaintme
