Producer @Team980 @1067theFan @SXMCollege | Contributor @CapsOutsider | VCU Alum | Ball Knower

Washington, DC
Joined February 2021
What competing again can do to a fan base:
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i hate you @EA
In their memo to staff, EA confirmed that an open-world experience is coming to their American Football games. It's currently under the codename "Project Gridiron" and is described as a "social-first open-world experience"
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If the people trusted with spending millions on Maryland’s next football coach are the people calling the cops on student reporters doing their jobs, might be time to find some new people. The ones you’ve got may not be smart enough.
For @testudotimes, @JudeWilkenfeld and I were outside Jones-Hill House trying to get players to comment. An athletics staffer took pictures of us, and a police dispatch was called for suspicious activity; a cop and 2 cop cars pulled up, and officers ID’d us and asked us to leave.
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JD Vance is now touring the Bengals locker room
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Adam Peters MAKE THE CALL
Quenton Nelson took time today to thank the Colts organization and all they’ve done for him. Nelson is in a contract year and seems ready to move on.
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For @testudotimes, @JudeWilkenfeld and I were outside Jones-Hill House trying to get players to comment. An athletics staffer took pictures of us, and a police dispatch was called for suspicious activity; a cop and 2 cop cars pulled up, and officers ID’d us and asked us to leave.
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dis nigga got 7 tds 0 ints and a 95 qbr but it’s somehow his fault cus his db2 on defense is the worst itl his fault cus his wr1 is diggs and wr2 gon be a bum his fault cus his te1 has never eclipsed 400 yards before
POV: The Commanders are 0-7-1 in Jayden Daniels' last 8 starts 💀
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I’m not ready to say goodbye, #17 💔 (🎥:httc.ae)
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“Jayden Daniels is ass” mfs when asked to bring up anything other than a team accomplishment
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The refs every time the Commanders are about to lose
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Lowest NFL win total over last 18 games played: Titans: 3-15 Cardinals: 3-15 Commanders: 3-14-1
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4th and 2 Jayden Daniels throwaway breakdown: 1. What a catch by sourdough Sam 2. All smiles good to see jaydens having fun out there. what its all about 3. Dan Quinn looks extremely fired
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RYAN LEONARD YOU HAVE LEFT US SPEECHLESS #ALLCAPS | @Attalon_inc
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when I’m stuck in traffic and a Tesla Roadster pulls up on me
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GIVE US ANOTHER TIE
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Mike Sainristil is no longer the worst cornerback in the NFL
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The Kalshi user
JUST IN: One Kalshi user had $175 on Commanders vs Giants to end in a tie today. They were just paid out $8,756.
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