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Another great Sun with our longtime partners at First United Serpent Church of Royse City. They’ve trusted Snakes Plus for their rattlesnake needs for 11 yrs, with remarkably few serious injuries. During this demonstration, @garysnakes made some strange confessions but it was fun

Great news! @garysnakes found 2 of the 5 missing snakes from his “Killer Collection”. “They were exhausted from over-eating so they were easy to corral.” Stop by the big field next to the neighborhood behind the superstore to see if you can find the other 3 for huge discounts!

Appreciate all of the comments from folks who are seeing our new TV ads run on cable in select zip codes in the Watauga area. Every person in that ad is a real human. No robots, no AI, just good people who love snakes and were willing to show up and get paid scale to prove it

Football season is COMING and Snakes Plus is NOT letting you go into it snakeless! Few things spice up a game-watching party like a venomous snake!! This season, take your gameday up a notch with Snakes Plus! We’re not selling snakes, we’re selling Sundays. 🐍🏈

We’re sending a team of interns to double check all of our breeding farms located near natural flood areas to make sure they’re pretty much safe

Our founding fathers didn’t cross the Delaware so a man couldn’t own a poisonous snake. This July 4th, exercise your God given right to bear serpents. King Cobras starting @ $999. $0 down. 0% APR. Financing available for qualified buyers. And a free SP tee w/ every purchase!🐍🇺🇸

🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

For our tourist friends in town for the big soccer tournament, stop by one of our 27 DFW locations to get a sweet deal on an authentic Texas-raised Rattle Snake! As @garysnakes has been saying “Taking home a new, deadly pet is a great way to remember your time in Texas!” 🐍⚽️

Hurry in to one of our 27 DFW locations to get a hissin deal on a Copperhead for Father’s Day. $249.99 + TTL this weekend only! 🐍

Gary Garfield, aka @garysnakes, apologizes for losing 29-foot python “Bertha” while several neighbors protest as missing pet numbers skyrocket. “I missed the mark. I need to do better. Usually she responds to this snake whistle, ya know, for dinner. No idea why she’s not hungry.”

Likely a water viper of some sort. Can you very carefully show me its fangs? You could probably trade that in on a brand new albino corn snake for $1,995.00 + TTL. Stop by our 24/7 Super Store in Watauga and ask for Gary. #TOLO

Are there affordable sponsorship opportunities? Gary just saw this announcement and yelled that question from the employee bathroom.

Our leader @garysnakes released the link to our regional radio Super Bowl ad that ran Sunday in parts of the 817 area code. “It’s not AI. I resent that accusation,” he said. “Now, here’s a link to the jingle on an AI app, but I only use it for storage.” suno.com/s/r0TEuALnSwrI6Nvs

Please DM @garysnakes. He will give you 35% off your next poisonous snake if you take down this tweet.

This Christmas give the gift of a dangerous venomous snake to someone you love. Life can get pretty boring, so spice things up for a dull loved one with a reasonably priced and gently used black mamba for 9 small payments of $999.99! Pop it in a stocking and yell out “Kobe!”🎅🏻🏀

Our corporate office received calls after I had a tweet that many people misinterpreted. People thought I was advocating snake violence. To be clear, I almost never kill snakes. Not because I don’t want to, but because I need to sell them. My sincere apologies for any confusion.

Just a reminder from an expert snake handler, — even the friendliest looking snake might be thinking about killing you. As soon as you let your guard down, you’ll find yourself in a snake’s belly. That’s why you always have to be prepared to kill the snake before it kills you.

Due to last-minute safety regulation concerns from @garysnakes’ HOA President (Brad), there will NOT be a July 4th poolside Cobra show at his Garland duplex tonight. If you received an e-vite for this get together, please disregard. Guess Brad thinks he’s better than America 🐍

Stop by one of our 27 DFW SNAKES PLUS locations between now and Christmas and if @garysnakes happens to be at that location that day, he’ll autograph your existing snake with a sharpie and give you $10 of in-store credit to be used on any immediate purchase of a 2nd larger snake.