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Alt acc for @_winesnap | Slightly more unfiltered and evil | Rick Sanchez & Vox from Voxtek should kiss | Fic writer & book reviewer | Writing goal: 4,006/50K

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In my head, Elliot is teaching me how to play piano. The Raffle hasn’t happened yet. The world is calm, the music sways, and there’s an old Bible on the coffee table. He hums verses to himself and drinks his whiskey. I’m not good at the piano. He doesn’t care, and I play anyway.
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I’m still a demisexual fizz believer
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I love the horse design this is really cool!
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I need Blitzø to get over Stolas next episode I’m so sick of this bird bro
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for like an hour blitz got to just enjoy a cute carnival date with the guy he's loved for 20 years
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Wild comparing #blitzfizz to a married couple <3
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are they really expecting me to gaf about stolitz being endgame when blitzfizz right there
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I need Blitz and Fizz kissing NOW it’s URGENT #Blitzfizz
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Replying to @SnappedWine
ILL JOIN YOU
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And if I said Fizzarolli should be a trans allegory and should either be revealed as nonbinary or trans mtf/ftm (either works for me tbh)? #HelluvaBoss
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guess that's what makes it feel like old times, huh? #blitzfizz #helluvaboss
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Re-upload because I forgot fizzy's eyebrow #BlitzFizz
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if they dont make blitzfizz canon i will fucking sob please just have them kiss at least once stolitz can still be endgame but if we have stolasago we can have blitzfizz
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Hey so genuinely how am I supposed to give a flying fuck about stolitz after this
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more chemistry and buzziness in One minute than stolitz in 3 seasons ohhhh Blitzfizz thank you thank god you’re here
Hey so genuinely how am I supposed to give a flying fuck about stolitz after this
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Theyre in love, idc #Blitzfizz
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Idk how stolitz is gonna happen after this ? Like oh stolas will just realize he was wrong and come back and blitz it’s supposed to just sit around and wait to be second best ?? Nooo him moving on would be most logical
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What if I renounce Stolitz and become a Blitzfizz shipper WHAT THEN
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THEN GIVE IT BACK TO BLITZO YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
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a lot of people followed me after helluva boss discourse so i think it’s important everyone knows i mostly tweet about wanting the deer and the television to beat each other
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Sera x Velvette anyone?
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