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🤘🏻H-town🤘🏻 #GoCards I retweet more than I tweet. He/him/his

Houston, TX
Joined January 2011
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POV: Called by @AstrosTrainGuy! What a view (@astros IG)
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Montage of clips of Trump talking about how hot and handsome he finds various young men that he encounters over the years while praising their muscles and other body parts.
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YOU HEARD THE MAN‼️‼️ #GoCards
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This photo from the Astros photo team is iconic. Bravo
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Tremendo ''Machetazo'' de Martín Maldonado. 😤
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Bregman on Altuve: “From day one of Spring Training, he shows up, work his tail off. He always has a smile on his face. He's so nice to everyone that he comes into contact with, players, coaches, staff, people at the stadium, fans. He's an unbelievable human being, and to be able to be his teammate, it's been an honor, and hopefully I can be his teammate forever.”
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Babe Ruth first 6 seasons: 391 G, 49 HR, 224 RBI, .981 OPS Barry Bonds first 3 seasons: 407 G, 65 HR, 165 RBI, .814 OPS Mike Trout first 4 seasons: 493 G, 98 HR, 307 RBI, .945 OPS Yordan Alvarez first 5 seasons: 411 G, 110 HR, 329 RBI, .977 OPS
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We're giving away an exclusive Gold Box! Retweet to win.
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The Jose Altuve hate still blows my mind. Dude’s one of the nicest players in the game, one of the most improbable success stories in the sport, and it was proven that he didn’t use the sign stealing system. Let my guy live.
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Gas stove culture war is the silliest $&*! ever. No one is coming for your existing stoves, you cretins. Maybe—MAYBE—they’ll lose favor for future housing development. – at Houston, TX
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Update on Damar: His vitals are back to normal and they have put him to sleep to put a breathing tube down his throat. They are currently running tests. We will provide updates as we have them.
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Short thread since UofL kicked ass today and I’ll hear nothing of the contrary. Thursday I bartended at the UofL bar, on college night and the place was full of students GLUED to the volleyball match doing CARDS & PITT AINT SHIT chants.
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Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.
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Good morning to…Houston, Texas only. This incredible team will be talked about to our grandchildren like folklore. What an absolute monster of an organization. It should make every @astros fan proud to know how sick with jealousy the haters are today.😏#LevelUp #WorldSeries 🤘🏼🔥
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Jim McIngvale (@MattressMack):”When the Phillies fans come to Houston we’re gonna show them we value them as great fans of the @Phillies..and show them a great time with Texas hospitality-versus F bombs & refusing to wait on (fans) n restaurants because they have a 713 area code”
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HISTORY.
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The first rookie shortstop EVER to win a Gold Glove. 🤩
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Yeahhh baby we win👊🏽 #ALCSix in a row ⚾️ here we come again🔥💪🏽
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Struggling to wake up early to support @CPFC with mom and dad from Louisville, KY. Come On You Palace! #myPLmorning @NBCSportsSoccer @premierleague @PLinUSA
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