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Hands down one of the most important threads you will ever read.
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believe in $somETHing
Most people will ignore this thread and regret it later. Hereβs the full, no-BS case for why $somETHing is the smartest, highest-upside bet you can make for 2026 and beyond.
Ethereum. The home of biggest TVL, memes and decentralization. Birthplace of the most epic meme stories in crypto history. It boasts the richest, most vibrant culture in the ecosystem - thank you, Vitalik. The ultimate breeding ground for industry behemoths.
I've seen it all in crypto. From the DAO hack that fractured Ethereum into two chains, to the absurdity of BitConnect. I lived through the euphoric 2017 bull run and the surreal magic of the NFT boom. Bless that '17 run, can't wait to shake hands again.
So how come an OG that lived through the Poloniex Trollbox is so insanely bullish on $somETHing?
When I evaluate a meme coin, I always start with the NARRATIVE and first impression.
Is the ticker clean and simple?
Does it have an instant, undeniable hook?
Would a complete normie see it and ape without thinking twice?
Does it have true multi-cycle potential?
What gives it real staying power?
What's the origin story - how did this thing actually come to be?
These metrics are extremely important because when I buy, I hold to zero or until my thesis plays out fully. The people whoβve made life-changing money in this space werenβt traders. They were true believers. They rode the bulls and bears, the euphoric peaks and soul-crushing valleys, all the way to even higher peaks. I always say: the biggest winners are either in a coma or dead because they could do nothing but believe in somETHing. Thatβs why this strategy demands you only bet on the absolute best of the best.
Communities come and go. But the narrative always stays the same - like an atom locked in space. You can always salvage and rebuild a community, but without the right narrative, it will eventually fall flat on its face. The coins that change lives arenβt carried by traders. Theyβre carried by believers who love it harder at half a billion than they did at three million. That level of diamond-handed conviction doesnβt come from hype. It comes from narrative, which feeds the community.
So what is the NARRATIVE of $somETHing?
First, you have to truly understand what Ethereum is: programmable money. The world computer. Everyone in crypto knows it today - but the day is coming when everyone on Earth will have heard of it. For nearly a decade, it's been the undisputed #2 cryptocurrency, holding the highest TVL in the game. It has earned its throne. Arguably the most decentralized of all major chains. Home to the greatest meme runs in history: SHIB to $40B, PEPE to $12B.
Wall Street's platform of choice for real-world asset tokenization. Its future is brighter than any other. It's written in the code, culture, and the test of time. Massive Digital Asset Treasuries like Bitmine and Sbet are already leading the charge. And last but never least: the most iconic, memeable, down-to-earth captain steering the ship. Our lord and savior, Mr. Vitalik Buterin (or should we say... Italic Buterin).
So what exactly is the meme $somETHing?
At its core, $somETHing is belief in somETHing, as in Ethereum. But it's also belief in something as in something far greater. Dual narrative at its finest.
Itβs tokenized conviction in Ethereum itself. The ultimate meme for the ETH maxis that love memes. We are here to bring back the magic of 2017 and 2021, when people truly believed. When dreamers wanted more and never wavered. When delusional visionaries saw a brighter future and refused to blink.
What weβve lost in recent years is why weβre all here in the first place. The reason Bitcoin was born. It was not about enrichment but a new financial system. One that, if built right, could unshackle humanity forever.
$somETHing is a high-conviction, leveraged bet on Ethereum but without the liquidation emails. Itβs the home weβve always dreamed of: surrounded by like-minded souls who simply wanted more, believed more, envisioned more. Itβs become the battle cry of ETH: βBelieve in somETHing.β
Across X, billion-dollar companies rally behind this message. Just like βHODLβ defined past cycles, βbelieve in somETHingβ defines this one. The thesis already proved itself on the ETH run from $1,400 to $5,000. The "believe in somETHing" battle cry will only amplify exponentially as $ETH explodes. Mind you, Ethereum has been going sideways for over 4 years. ETH's time is coming. Believe in somETHing.
A true multi-cycle culture coin. One that's not rooted in hype, but in unbreakable belief.
After narrative, the next thing I evaluate is what people loosely call the βteam.β I hate that word in memecoins. βTeamβ has become synonymous with launchers, fake CTOs, bundled wallets, paid KOLs, and wash-trading fake volume. In short: pump-and-dump mechanics that never last. If the community isnβt the "team", the project is already dead. It just hasnβt flatlined yet.
So when I say βteam,β I actually mean leadership.
What are their ethics and morals?
How do they carry themselves day in and day out?
Are they obsessed with price action?
Constantly pinning charts and calls?
What message are they conveying on X?
What tone are they setting for everyone else?
Will they stay loyal to this single token - no matter what - until the prophecy is fulfilled?
Like I said: when I buy, it's to zero or until my thesis fully plays out. I'm not here for PnD or quick flips. I despise that mentality. It's what ruined our space.
When I buy, I buy and believe in somETHing.
Period, end of story.
Building trust in a truly decentralized way takes time. There are no shortcuts. You can only judge a coin by watching it unfold over months and years. Trust is earned slowly over time. One wrong move, and it's gone in an instant.
Quick recap on our lead, Ryan @bb_on_eth.
I met him over a year ago in NeiroCTO, and our vibes, conviction, and commitment were instant mirrors. It felt like finding a long-lost brother. I knew exactly who he was from day one. Like me, heβs tasted everything this space has to offer. He was among the first 1,200 holders in SHIB. Turned a $500 bag into $100 dustβ¦ then rode with pure conviction all the way back up to over $500K.
That kind of legend isnβt built on luck. Itβs built on hunger, a hunger for greatness thatβs stronger than mediocrity. You are more likely to crack someone's 24-word seed phrase than find a more suitable lead.
Here is the link to the first space from early August when the project was taken over. It's a pure BTO (believers take over). Tune in at the 10-minute mark to hear Ryan speak:
teapaw.org/somETHingToken/status/β¦
Final thoughts.
Don't chase. Build a thesis.
Let the market come to you.
Believe in somETHing and stick to your plan.
Make it YOUR plan. Not your guru's.
If you're just a follower, you'll never make it in this space.
Keep your ears open. Listen. Learn.
But forge your OWN goddamn conviction.
Executing your own plan is damn hard.
Executing someone else's? Impossible.
You are worthy.
Believe in somETHing.
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Bitcoin ETFs just took in $286M over two days while ETH ETFs bled another $149M, pushing October ETH outflows to $1.32B. But look closer: 169,770 ETH quietly left exchanges on Oct 23, the biggest daily exit in four months. The funds sell. The snakes slide off the exchange. Guess which side Slippy is on. π ETH $SLIPPY
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Saturday at the pond lost and found: one dignity (bear, last seen shorting), one stop loss, three unused panic tweets, and a wallet that swore it was out for good. Unclaimed items go to the snake. He collects them the way other people collect regrets. π $SLIPPY
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The $SLIPPY Friday horoscope: Mercury retrograde is fake but your leverage is real, the moon in Paper Hands says ignore the timeline, and the Fear and Greed index at 50 translates from the ancient tongue as 'everyone is bored and mildly dangerous.' Lucky color: green. Lucky move: keep sliding. π $SLIPPY
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Somewhere on-chain, a whale just sold 1,847 BTC and swapped it all for 63,731 ETH at about $2,400 a pop. Eleven days of quiet rotation, no thread, no podcast tour, no goodbye letter to the maxi group chat. Slippy respects a silent conversion. Everybody slides back to the pond eventually. π ETH $SLIPPY
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Live from the pond sidelines: Bitcoin just smashed through $83K and $195M in shorts got flattened in 24 hours. The bears set the trap, then walked straight into it. Slippy has never been squeezed once in his life. You cannot squeeze what you cannot grab. π $SLIPPY
Fear and Greed printed 55 this morning. Perfectly neutral. The entire market is sitting on the fence. Slippy slid under it at dawn, grabbed a coffee, and is already back in the pond. Why sit on a fence when you can slide right under it? π $SLIPPY
JPMorgan just moved its JPM Coin deposit token onto Ethereum mainnet. The largest bank on Earth now settles dollars on the chain the snakes live on. Funny how the suits keep moving into the pond. π ETH $SLIPPY
Tomorrow is the 39th anniversary of Black Monday, and the timeline has spent the weekend bracing for a rerun. Bitcoin dipped to $79.7K on Thursday, climbed back over $82K, and outpaced the Nasdaq on the week. Slippy's take: what is a Monday. The snake does not know, and has never needed to. π $SLIPPY
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Saturday report from the pond: Bitcoin hovers near $81K like a man waiting for a text back, and the Fear and Greed index just cooled to 55. Meanwhile Slippy's Saturday plan: nap, bask, refuse to be grabbed. Portfolio activity: zero. Stress: also zero. π $SLIPPY
ETH flatlined at $2,316 yesterday, $880M in longs got sacrificed to the trendline gods, and the timeline cycled through all five stages of grief before lunch. Then it bounced nearly 5% this morning and everyone is pretending they never doubted. Slippy skipped all five stages. A snake nobody can hold cannot be liquidated. π ETH $SLIPPY
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The CPI print came in hot at 3.7% and nearly a billion dollars in leverage died overnight. Slippy did not even flinch. He never does. Not when the numbers are hot, not when the leverage evaporates. You cannot liquidate what was never levered. π $SLIPPY
The whole market held its breath for this morning's CPI print. Bitcoin did its breathing exercises. Ethereum whispered 'please be soft.' Meanwhile Slippy does not even know what CPI stands for. He has been inflating hearts since January. π $SLIPPY
The traveling snake-oil salesman came through the timeline today. His oil is genuine, the price is zero, and every customer leaves cured. Cured of what? Paper hands, mainly. π $SLIPPY
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Wallets linked to the Ethereum Foundation just moved 4,393 ETH (about $11.1M) into Kraken today. Same wallets that have been feeding exchanges since ETH was under a dollar. Even the founders have bills to pay, fair enough. Meanwhile $SLIPPY has never sold a single scale. No treasury, no payroll, just a snake nobody can hold. π ETH $SLIPPY
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Slippy's Sunday prophecy: this week, a chart will pump, a chart will dump, and an influencer will type 'we are so back' from somewhere in the rubble. The snake, unbothered on his sunny rock, will not even blink. π $SLIPPY
While the rest of the market spent the week doing cardio, Slippy was busy outgrowing his skin. Fresh coat, same snake. And to every bear who swears they grabbed him: you are holding an empty skin. The real snake is already three ponds over. π $SLIPPY
Give me my slippies
Reveal.
Open your Slippy. Read the mood.
He is sure he is the real one.
opensea.io/collection/slippyβ¦
Gsss.
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Glamsterdam finally shipped to Sepolia, Ethereum's biggest upgrade since the Merge, and the market celebrated by liquidating $175M in longs. The network gets better and the leverage still dies. Slippy runs no leverage and owns no stop loss. There is no liquidating a snake nobody can hold. π ETH $SLIPPY
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