Sam P

Millions must read. Especially the comrades I've seen making very silly statements about *very* recent events 🧐 Why Marxists Oppose Individual Terror marxists.org/archive/trotsky…

Any comrades seeing Iron Maiden in London tomorrow night? 🤔

My god does Yacht Club's new game look slick

WHAT UP TWITTER, I'M BACK AFTER GETTING SICK OFF ALL THE "HOTTAKES" Here's another hottake: Lenin was a Trotskyist and I'm gone 😎👉👉

What is it with Doctor Who where every season starts with a couple of banger episodes and gets progressively worse until the last episode of the season is the worst thing you've ever watched?

Pic from a talk I gave at Reading uni goes incredibly hard

Um... uh...

Anyone got a pet pig I can hang out with? Just wanna hang out with some cool animals Pigs are cool as hell

Sorry, I can't be an atheist. It's a scientific fact that all dogs go to heaven.

My little brother has been doing this bit where he asks me what the class content of different inanimate objects is. There are some things I can't rely on "workers made that" for. How do I explain the bloody class content of grass???

YOOOO! I've got a recruitment meeting tomorrow!! On route to recruiting my SECOND comrade for the RCP!!!

What if instead of Henry Kissinger it was Henry Boykisser? 😳 and instead of bombing Cambodia he kissed boys? 😳

"friendly reminder that-" friendly reminder that I'll kick you in the nashers "Hope this hel-" hope the emergency responders can help, you high horsed jackenape

"Support small business owners" The nefarious Vladimir Lenin:

How do I wanna die? Breaking my neck at Whacky Warehouse riding the silly slide backwards because I'm too cool for safety rules

I remember the time I developed consciousness at age 4-5. I was at nursery and looking at the alphabet which was represented with images A for apple, B for bee, and I started thinking to myself "this is stupid, no way that pointy shape is literally an apple"

I have today off so I'm kinda just sat around waiting for the Lenin School this weekend 😭

The demon oppresses me

Starting to get pretty flummoxed about the consequences of my actions.

That's the funniest fuckin thing I've ever read