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*Chantal / C / C-Mar* Hot mess on a moped. Keys in Weird Magazines / bass in @FistyNYC / cover band junkie. Writer for @fulltimeaesthtc . He or she 🔞 #lfgm ⚾

brooklyn, ny
Joined April 2009
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I really hope I'm known in my neighborhood as "that dude... that chick... whatever, you know, that person who walks around singing 'stop draggin my heart around' at full volume"
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ok well I broke my hand in the US and was shuffled between 3 different facilities and never offered anything above an NSAID for the pain so let’s not pretend this is the average experience
Armed guards at the door. Opioids offered on repeat. Apple Pay at my bedside. Welcome to the American Emergency Room. The French think it bankrupts you. Americans think France does it for free. I’ve been to the ER in both. Both are wrong. Mountain bike crash, dislocated and fractured shoulder. I’m French, I live in San Francisco, and I take slightly too many risks. Let’s compare. Security 🇺🇸 Kaiser in Marin. Three armed guards and a metal detector. My phone set it off, so with my shoulder out of its socket I walked through again. And again. Then a pat-down. 🇫🇷 A couple of unarmed guys with walkie-talkies. Still not sure what they’re for. Wait 🇺🇸 Three people in the waiting room. Seen in 15 to 30 minutes. 🇫🇷 Broken hand: packed room, 4 hours before anyone touched me. Records 🇺🇸 Kaiser is vertically integrated. Insurer, hospital, doctors: one system. They had my file before I sat down. 🇫🇷 Every new doctor is a fresh context window. Zero history, maybe a printout from last time. Infrastructure 🇺🇸 Small hospital, serious kit. Straight to the trauma bay: real bed, IV, vitals monitoring, ready for surgery if needed. All imaging on the spot. 🇫🇷 Broken hand: a plastic chair and a Doliprane. Drugs 🇺🇸 Strong opioids were the default offer. I said no. They insisted. The doctor came in personally, confused why someone in that much pain would refuse. I stuck to Tylenol, an anti-inflammatory, to put the shoulder back in. Yes, it hurt. No, I didn’t tap out. My mom is proud of me. 🇫🇷 Broken hand: Doliprane, opioids never mentioned. I have friends who got their shoulder popped back in with nothing at all. US default: opioids. French default: Doliprane. Bill 🇺🇸 Every nurse warned me: “You’re French, this bill is going to traumatize you.” Before discharge, someone came to my bed to collect payment. Apple Pay, from the hospital bed. $300. For everything. On a ~$500/month Kaiser plan. 🇫🇷 A flat ~€20 ER fee, usually reimbursed by your mutuelle. The real bill shows up later, on your payslip (see below) followup 🇺🇸 Kaiser called me right after to set up follow-up and physio, all in their system. So far, so good. 🇫🇷 Broken hand: discharged, figure it out yourself. A friend dislocated her finger. They put it back in wrong, sent her home with bad instructions, it locked up, and she needed surgery months later. Still not fixed. “Free healthcare” in France It’s not free when your marginal tax rate nears 70% with social charges. And if you want quality care fast, more and more people pay for private clinics anyway. Verdict One person, one data point. But the care was 10x better than anything I’ve had in France, for a price that’s completely fine. France has a lot to learn. And yes, I refused the narcotics to stay sharp enough to launch a NanoCorp from my hospital bed. Launch your first company run by an AI agent: nanocorp .so
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I never yell at anyone when driving a car because I feel trapped and people are nuts I yell at everyone when on the moped because they aren’t gonna catch up to me 😂
You guys underestimate how dangerous people actually are. People get killed for honking at cars. It doesn’t matter your tone, intentions, etc. you never really know when people are ready to go out and they have no problem taking others with them
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if an airbnb ever asks me to use a dishwasher they are in for a surprise bc i do not know how
genuine question. what does the cleaning fee actually mean to airbnb hosts if they’re mad that they can’t require guests to do all the cleaning for them before checking out
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first thing my mother did upon us getting our first home was have the dishwasher removed for more storage space i’ve had exactly one apt with a dishwasher and i stored pans in it you have to scrub the food off first anyways! just wash the damn dish!
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this is why I shouldn’t look at the for you page; i respond to a random tweet and then look at the OPs profile and ewwwww they suck and i have to delete my response
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in a very Russian Doll moment, I ended up on the 9 train tonight, which hasn’t existed since 2005
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I got on it, whats the worst that could happen, I end up in 2005 and bet on the White Sox in 4?
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randomly mistaken for the drummer from lambrini girls tonight?!?
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googling this now and yeah I don’t understand, I’m so bleach blonde there is no resemblance lol
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Went to see the Odyssey finally and expected to have a lot of issues with it (classicist nitpicking) but it was honestly so meh I didn’t have it in me
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There has got to be someone offering da siu yan in one of the Chinatowns in NYC. I know I’m too white and monolingual to find them but I could really use it rn.
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people of low charisma, nobody blowing up their phone to make plans, and negative aura will try to convince you that summer ends with august. don't believe them! summer ends the first day you want to dress like a hoe but feel a little chilly (halloween in certain areas)
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What a win! 👏 #MetsWin #LGM
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Feeling dozy, Getting cozy, Bundled up roasty toasty... NOOOOO A CENTIPEDE IN MY BED
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I don’t kill them, I just trap them and toss them outside while I scream
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excited to have a catsitting gig in chinatown at the end of the month… how many pumpkin buns at golden steamer can i consume in a week challenge
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the answer was zero bc they did not have any BUT i did get other buns there and a stupid amount of moon cakes from another bakery and ate my weight in noodles at spicy village so i deem that a success
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I’m a well known hater of many newer buildings here but I love Barad-dûr. I think it’s so cool looking. I also won’t stop calling it that.
if I ever get a lot of money I would go live in the evil tall skinny black building in downtown brooklyn. sorry. I love it
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love my symbiotic relationship with the deli next door where they need change and I roll change
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Vintage Firecracker Art Thread 🧨Monster🧨
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