Digital media pro, Seahawks-crazed, father of three, husband of one

Joined April 2008
If you want the Seahawks to wear these in the Super Bowl, sign the petition..aka repost. 10k reposts and it's a 90% chance it happens
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Giving the MVP to a DH/RF over an everyday catcher would be like giving the Nobel Peace Prize to a yoga teacher. Cal Raleigh for MVP
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Say hello to your first place Seattle @Mariners! 🔱
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Here's the danger of social media. It allows people to publish their internal monologues. Our internal monologues and fantasies are often incredibly ugly. People go to therapists because they feel so guilty about them, and one of the tasks of a therapist is to explain that 1/
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Why did past societies build so much "useless" beauty everywhere — and why did we stop? It might be a measure of a culture's health... (thread) 🧵
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We now pause for a public service announcement from Joe Flacco.
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A stirring tribute by tonight’s officials in honor of tomorrow’s final PAC-12 game 🫡
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So if you're a baseball fan with a soul you're rooting for the Yankees and Red Sox to lose, Mariners and Blue Jays to win. Which should be easy to remember because if you have a soul that's probably what you root for every day.
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Four-game sweep. Three walk-offs. 🔥🔥🔥
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Amazing. A 75 year old hits a Dinger.
75-year-old Luke Appling hits a HR vs. Warren Spahn at the "First Annual Cracker Jack Old Timers Baseball Classic" in Washington, D.C.! (July 1982) Check out the amazing lineup of players on the field. So many legends! #MLB #History #Inspiration
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(It’s true)
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The Seahawks have scored 240 points so far this year. If they score another 30 in Buffalo, they will reach 270 and Russell Wilson will become president.
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People take pride in being easily offended because they mistake this this habit for righteousness instead of egocentrism.
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“If religion dies, politics takes its place.” — Peter Kreeft . . . . Welp.
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On the bright side for Cowboys fans, the Lakers are in the Finals, the Yankees are in the playoffs, and Duke basketball is right around the corner
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When you let Tobias Funke pick your Twitter handle.
Another linebacker has signed with the Hogs! Welcome @ladraper_6! 😤
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Looks short 🤷‍♂️
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