@SortaSarcastic

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 ...born on a Friday
Joined March 2013
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I bet there were some days that even Darth Vader needed a hug.
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A time machine, Lucy. For I need to go back fifty three years and make it all right. And somewhere a butterfly flaps its wings. All effect.
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Some days I get tired of running and hiding. So I turn up the music and just dance with the ghosts instead.
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Some days, just making it to the end of the day IS the goal.
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I just don't understand those that eat room service fully clothed.
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Man Cold Day Four: Still questioning my mortality; however, my incredible strength and will to live are pulling me through.
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I participate in the sarcastic and funny side of Twitter. If you think what I write is serious,go fuck yourself on over to the stupid side.
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And then there are the ones that believe the flat earth theory... THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE ALIENS FLY STRAIGHT THE FUCK PAST US! CAUSE FLAT!
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I just stalked and put a heart on every picture of every guy I follow. I wonder what spreadsheets and lists that will get me on? Heart on...
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Of all the voices in my head, reason is the least persuasive.
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It's only really a problem when sex, drugs, and rock n' roll won't solve it.
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Some of the best art I've ever seen are people that don't even know how creatively they were constructed.
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*high fives the "Don't Walk" sign as I jaywalk across the street*
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I'm just here for the grammar lessons.
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I am the first one to tell myself to fuck off.
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Don't be afraid to follow small accounts. Once you were a small account and wanted followers.
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That point when your eyes are locked and you are afraid to breathe or even blink for fear of missing a moment. Oh I can paint, motherfucker.
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People who fight a lot of demons will lose a battle sometimes. You can't change that. But you can help them mend and get strong again.
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That Mr. Clean commercial is disturbing. Should I buy his cleaner or put a dollar in his waistband? Is he only cleaning to pay for college?
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