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JJM

@SouthernSmoke89

I’m just Jordan’s daddy. alumnus of Bethune-Cookman University. I just tweet to entertain. Go birds 🏆 🏆

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Joined June 2010
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I went to private school with a bunch of rich kids with trust funds and of course today most of them are BALLING, great jobs, big ass cribs, beautiful families. It’s really a disservice to your kids to not set them up for success
Matsena.Inc (@vaxinyori) profile pictureMatsena.Inc@vaxinyoriNov 6
The key to a successful life is: have successful parents.
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I’m good on a lot of shit lately
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in another bitch eyes im perfect
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The key to a successful life is: have successful parents.
Patience (@officialtwinny) profile picturePatience
@officialtwinnyNov 5
Gifting your children houses on their 21st birthday 🥹♥️
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not my ministry.
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DIMES (@Diimees_) profile picture
DIMES@Diimees_20h
we really used to match 5$ for one blunt & be smacked all day
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The most discussed dead man ever besides MJ
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) profile pictureSAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLNov 6
6 years ago today, King Von passed away. (2020)
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My homegirl been Single for 3 years, all she talks about is how bad she need a man but is totally against even making a page on the dating apps
ruva🌼 (@ruviexo) profile pictureruva🌼@ruviexo23h
Although I met my partner in person but my hot take is if you are looking for a relationship & are serious about finding someone, ignoring the place where the majority of people are finding people is kicking yourself in the foot
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Kiro@KiroBlxckNov 7
It isn’t coincidence that the group performing the worst economically are most obsessed with appearing rich for strangers online. No other community would even think of this as a meaningful conversation to have. I just want us to be able to see ourselves more clearly. Sigh
Mr. Black Truck Jody (@DVDJXX) profile pictureMr. Black Truck Jody
@DVDJXXNov 6
Without saying I’m pandering…Can I ask what’s wrong with spending an extra $100-$200 on a Black truck for the night ? Even a Uber Black? You gon spend $120 on a uber anyway Black GMC for 3 hours gon be $225 + tip what’s the issue ? Shit uber Black there and back gon be $180
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A masculine woman is not a woman for me☝️
SADDEST 📿❤️🦅 (@Saddest1972) profile pictureSADDEST 📿❤️🦅
@Saddest1972Nov 6
i love overly feminine women that shit so sexy
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Looked at him and said, “My nigga.” 💯
Gaming NextDoor (@GamingNextDoor) profile pictureGaming NextDoor
@GamingNextDoorNov 6
Vegeta's reaction seeing Goku in Saiyan armor.
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niggas can’t out stunt me when it come to deez fuckin cars nigga! Belieee dat!
Wayno (@Wayno119) profile pictureWayno
@Wayno119Nov 7
Yo I ain’t gon lie Numba 1 Stunna Top shit talkin songs all fuckin time!
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This app is some bullshit but you can’t get these jokes on any other social media platform. Mfs on here witty af
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Replying to @RoyIsThaTruth
Your kids exist to keep you humble 😁
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dog I was bout to be soooo mad😭
Richard Johnson (@RichJohnsonNFL) profile pictureRichard Johnson
@RichJohnsonNFLNov 6
The #Eagles are signing free agent RB Boston Scott ahead of their matchup against the #Giants on Sunday.
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They’ve been told their whole life they’re the table and they don’t have to compete for no man 😂
Coach Alpha Dawg Greg (@CoachDawg34) profile pictureCoach Alpha Dawg Greg
@CoachDawg34Nov 6
You want a successful and attractive man just like every other woman on the planet… lol you don’t think you have to constantly compete?????
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paid my last 3 whips in cash for this reason lol I hated making that payment every month so bad
🫵🏿 (@DaveClegane) profile picture🫵🏿@DaveCleganeNov 6
Having a car note is really something you do once in adulthood and then never again lol
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at all!
Gyal Ripken Jr (@BigBichote) profile pictureGyal Ripken Jr
@BigBichoteNov 6
Having sex on the first night does not make you a whore to me. Making me wait for coochie, does not make me appreciate it more either lol
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Incredible debut performance
Bob Manager (@OfficiaBob) profile pictureBob Manager
@OfficiaBobNov 6
For this to be Carlton first body is insane!!!
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Don’t nobody beef with his offspring like Omari
PAULO (@pauloostead) profile picturePAULO@pauloosteadNov 4
Omari Hardwick bruh 😶
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