I say stuff sometimes.
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I just opened the calculator app to set an alarm, shook my head, closed it, and then did it again, so. I should probably just go to sleep and not wake up tomorrow
Look, voldemort had a massive basilisk at his command that KILLED with EYE CONTACT, and he only managed to kill one person out of hundreds of students so all I'm saying is he kinda sucks at being voldemort
There was a spider above my pillow and I approached it with a shoe and it ran onto my pillow and then vanished and now I have to light my bed on fire
I found it on a heater across the room, but I tried to squish it and missed and now I can't find it, so I might have to just light myself on fire
I just ate so much food in a dream that I actually think it's gonna translate to real calories and I'm gonna gain weight
I was trying to type "comedies" and my phone corrected it to "come die" and I'm afraid my point may go misinterpreted
I swept my room, then as I carried the dust pan toward the garbage I walked in front of the fan, which then blew everything off the pan and onto my bed. So that's how my day is going
I spent my Sunday watching corgis race, so. What did you accomplish today instagram.com/p/BmH1X9NjC5w/…