If Dr Seuss did a comments section… 🤣

Birthday lunch with the Fam in Manchester 😊❤️

Why are you and your can of Stella exempt, you fucking piece of shit??

Finally got Bob in bib shorts. 😘

My Dad’s Mum died this morning at the age of 101. The door to hell has a new sign on it today.

⁦@vagina_museum⁩ Sent without comment.

This climb has been on my list for a while. Shame it’s too early for a beer, coffee will have to do. #cycling #ilkley

I have never wished harm on any living creature but there’s a collared dove that starts it’s shit above my bedroom window every morning at 6 and if I could get hold of it, I would happily pluck that little fucker whilst it’s still alive…

Dinner. Done now. I’ve had my fun day out (well, in) and now I’m absolutely buggered! My bed beckons…

Lunch.

Lovely morning coffees @Dev_Hotels

First breakfast sitting at a table inside!!

Looks like there won’t be any #cycling for me today ☹️

After several attempts at trying to give her name to the barista through a mask and plastic barriers my daughter, Mia, finally accepted defeat!

Bob lost his wedding ring on Monday. It's the first time it's been off his hand since I put it there on our wedding day and he has been uncharacteristically devastated by it. By some extraordinary miracle, it has been handed in and I put it back on his finger for him today. ❤️

Do you remember when we used to go to cafés and when this load of crap didn't actually feel like a treat??