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Oh look at me I’m Joe Burrow. I make a quarter billion dollars. I’m a top 2 quarterback in the NFL. I’m attractive to every woman on Earth. I own a fucking Batmobile. I have a lesbian swimsuit model as my housesitter. Fuck you man.

Cloudy with a chance of meatball subs

Not even watching porn tn just gonna throw up that Shams tweet of Morey getting fired on the big screen and jerk to the thought of that instead

Derrick Henry cosplay the entire series but wants to say Embiid got extra calls tonight

AND THAT’S A 3-1 COMEBACK FOR THE JAYDELPHIA 76ERS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Emperor tribal chief

The Sixers upset bid against the Celtics

I’m crying tears of joy right now. My grandfather has been paralyzed for the past 6 years, but finally took his first steps again to walk to the tv and turn this Sixers game off. Thank you so much Nick Nurse 🥹

Sources are telling me Clavicular is stable Please God

Adam Silver trying to get rid of the rookie draft now we know why

All Star Weekend daughter or Pro Bowl Games son

They gonna have to put Isaiah Stewart in a cage when he’s on the bench from now on

Guy is citing We Are Charlie Kirk now what an unserious account

Now that I’m older & I realized that they most likely paid for this out of pocket, this made me appreciate Jews more as they are criminally underpaid

Lane Kiffin seeing why Michigan fired Sherrone Moore

Zion Williamson is a driving force behind Willie Green staying with the Pelicans, per sources. “They have this agreement going. It started one day when Zion demanded lunch money from Green, and said that he could ‘get him fired’ if he refused. It’s just been going on since.”

Jalen Hurts made the Super Bowl loss his wallpaper for two years and Bryce Harper started making banana bread after getting bounced by the Grimace Mets. Where did the fire go man?