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Penitent Arachnid

@SpiderTries

Mud-slinging, sword-swinging, MineCraft-building, language-learning, song-breaking, bread-baking, youtube-making ex-teacher. Seeking my next adventure

 Sunny, humid Florida.
Joined August 2012
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Initiative #decrapmylife has been named and it's a go
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Once upon a time, there was a Daily Challenge (Day1) @careerfoundry
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Have strange cats to bring a positive mood arround here!
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hey all! we took a little twitter break. what'd we miss
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There's something financially wrong about voting in a church, but,
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I love Rose Tyler. Absolutely adore, get me wrong. And Amy. And Rory. Martha's great. So's Clara. But the older I get, the more I FEEL Donna
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DONNA, though. Similar to Rose in that she's in a rut, not particularly successful or happy in her life. But her gut response was "yeah no, thanks buddy but you're a nutter" Didn't commit until she'd weighed the danger against her boredom She's PRACTICAL
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Dear me, I, the undersigned, promise not to ruin the whole watching experience by yelling "YOUR BRAIN IS UNDERCOOKED" at beloved but youthfully impulsive characters. Much. -me
Things I have decided are #goblincore: Beetles Bees Mushrooms Snails Frogs Unsettling biology facts Merging into the dirt Horseshoe crabs Moss Octopus Skull Any bug really Reptiles Creeks Dumb-looking owls Bog mummies Teeth where there shouldn't be teeth Shiny rocks Baby opossum
#accordingtomiddleschool 8th: "I have a question" me: "This is my shocked face" 8th: "That is your normal face"
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"What's coming will come, and we'll meet it when it does"
#accordingtomiddleschool "Did you see, he put up a Nearpod for anybody who doesn't want to watch Roots" "...Nah, I'd rather be traumatized"
Here's your daily reminder that the Devil's Advocate was the one showing flaws in a supposed saint, not arguing the goodness of the devil
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I'm all for debating for funzies. Dogs vs cats. The correct pronunciation of gif. Kids These Days I'm also for truly examining the important things to understand and even challenge your beliefs I am not for derailments and logical fallacies disguised always as "devils advocate"
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I can now safely say that quesadillas are very doable in my food repertoire. I'd done them via HelloFresh, but often times the "cutting" part of food prep dissuades But, somehow, turns out a bag of horribly over-frozen cheap peppers-and-onions works perfect? My body's happy
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Roommate: oh no! Mo (our robot vacuum) is trapped in my room Roommate: buddy you gotta let me in so I can let you out Roommate: okay now turn around, door's clear. Turn around. Get your shit together
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Why do we, as a species, immediately treat anything that moves semi-autonomously as a sentient yet endearingly dumb pet?
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omg I finally started reading Wuthering Heights and it is EXACTLY what I hoped for in terms of terrible drama queens making bad decisions. Amazing
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Apropos of nothing am I going to get slapped by Twitter for summarizing thus? Do I need to clock app this thing?
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Hindley pries open her mouth with the sharpstick and she rolls her eyes like "yes yes, very gross, good job" We're then distracted with child endangerment and I just can't say how unprepared I was for this book. I was ready for Masterpiece Theater I got Game of Thrones
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