Elsie Spindlehound © and Tessy Wombles

Dear lovely pals! The book of Elsie’s diary entries have now been published! It’s such a great collection of her madcap adventures AND there are photos of her too! “Hilarious, heartwarming and irresistibly houndish. A must read for dog lovers. pegasuspublishers.com/book/l…

Apparently it is all part of the service…

Well that’s me not moving for a while then #dogpillow

Brace yourselves! A NEW HOUND BLOG has arrived on my website… ajwcreative.co.uk/post/the-w…

Kleptowomble strikes again, her carefully curated haul is mostly shoes, duck and of course, her beloved emotional support chicken 🐔

This is a slightly damp womble having a post walk rub down. She now twerks when her posterior is dried.

Today, Tessy wombles and I have been mostly cuddling and snoozing

Tess remains confused about the correct way to sit in an armchair…

Is this the face of a womble that has just discovered the unearthly delights of a snippet of buttered crumpet with marmite?

Morning!

Today’s haul from kleptowomble

Tess paw picked what she was going to spend her pocket money on today in the pet shop…

A triptych of Tess - the morning sprawl with shades of Tommy Cooper thrown in.

Sound up for Tess, the shoe pilfering womble, clearly dreaming about her emotional support chicken 🐔

Tess’s short human slave: Alas I seem to have reached a certain demographic when it comes to junk mail…I am off to cuddle Tessy Wombles and order my stannah stairlift *full disclosure, we live in a bungalow

Tess toes, like a fluffy dandelion clock that has the distinct aroma of popcorn.

*Tess watches forlornly with her whiffly nose pressed against the window as her great mates slowly revolve the washing line of doom. She pulls her emergency support chicken ever closer, vowing the same will never happen to it. A tear sadly plops down her wee facey, chickenwards

Thanks heavens Tess has a comfy pillow - that is my foot propping her up…

Today I got to see my pal Betty Boo the lovely lurcher, Tess has been most sniffy with me since I have been back. Rest assured she has been strenuously adored and has had copious ear twiddles and seems to have forgiven me…