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Calamari County
Joined January 2026
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“The ultra signal’s grabbing cooldown should not go down the more you attempt to grab it. I went 15-0 and LOST because of a dumb cheese strat 🙄”
“This account is dead now but i want all splatwt to know Jet set radio is their grandfather, without jet set radio we wouldnt have splatoon”
“#They are probably gonna flame for this but lowkey raiders outdoes octo expansion on soooo many levels”
“not really a confession i just want everyone on splattwt to see my dengeki nintendo magazine that features raiders”
“I feel like I'm the only person who knows that canonically Shiver actually does not have a bigger bottom than Frye.
I have proof of it too using the ingame models.”
“Years ago, I wrote a Splatoon movie where the plot would follow 4 teens being transported into the titular game, kinda much like that Jumanji movie with The Rock.
I even cooked with the trailer transcript and plot! (poster sketch by me)”
“I used to think otp meant "on top" so i would say "squid sisters otp" not knowing it meant one true pairing 🥲”
“I am an avid Meggy fan, however whenever I see anyone call Kaori or ANY orange inkling Meggy I get the urge to wanna throw a whole whiteboard of evidence that shows why not all orange inklings are Meggy”
“I wanna see this but for splatoon. I’d make a poll myself but I don’t even have close to a big enough following”
“Ik Im prob gonna get some “its not that srs bro” comments but Ive always found Big Betrayal a bit uncomfortable with how Big Mans friends physically assault him for selfish reasons then its played like a joke
Maybe it would be funny if it was deserved but its kinda just sad tbh”
